I'm going 2 tell a story about skeet skeet skeet

[Glowpole]

ahem.... :wasted



Ok one day there was this little furry animal called a muskrat...his name who skeet the muskrat.....


So one day skeet gets really horney after staring @ this farmers ass while he was pickn his green so the muskrat decide 2 abduct and kill the farmer after serverly molesting his deep well of love pudding....


So later that night way down in his ultra secret hole under the rock he started taking hits of acid and smoking a junt and chuggin 40s till he felt like he could skeet skeet skeet all over the farmers body.....

So he climb out of the rock and slowely stumble and tripped his way 2 the house and when he finally got inside he krept up the stairs slipped under the door and there raise like an offering 2 the godsof heavan whats the farmers hairy beutiful ass....

Skeet the muskrat bout lost it all right there......so skeet slowey made his way onto the bed and pulled out his penis from his skin flap and then he struck.....



Skeet said ,"AHHHHHHHH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET.......I LOVE BUTTER STUFF....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT FEELS LIKE PARAMAN CHEESE!@!@!@ AHHHHHHH"


And the farmer was like ,"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH BETSY YOU NEVER DI ME WRONG..............OH YEATHAT RIGHT PUND IT LIKE ITS HARD....POUNT IT LIKES IT HOT...WHEN THE MUSKRAT WANT 2 GIVE 2 YOU BEND OVER LIKE IT HOTS.23232323231.1
2121212 OMG..........PICKLE PIG FEEETS GET ME OFF OHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIDTY GIDTY GIDTY....SKEET SKEET SKEET.....RPOAROAROAORAORAOROAOROAROAOROAOROAR"




and then out of no where a giant whale burst threw the window and said "LAND HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOEEEEEEE"

and jumped onto the muskrat and farmer and started dry humping a lamp...........then the farmer was like omg...play my skin flute...and the muskrat was like.........pop me like a pop tart with cheese......,.omg butter can't forget the butter.........








and then the whale blew it massive load all over the entire farm and the muskrat took off running into the forest screaming SKEET SKEET SKEET



and that mine friends is how the word skeet skeet skeet came 2 be.......g-night :wavey

[aphextwin]

AHHHHHHHH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
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AHHHHHHHH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
AHHHHHHHH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

[Glowpole]

SKEET SKEET SKEet all over yo mommas corn nuts

[aphextwin]

i like poontang, does bbb like poontang as well?

[Darkmatter]

[Glowpole]

BBB!@!@!! i fergot bout that