My 20 minute synopsis of BattleForums.com

[Lizardbreath]

Originally Posted by DistortedVisions

Introductory note, I'm already expecting some sort of sophmoric response on how my join date and post count. Well, there. I pointed out 95% of the potential responses in the first sentence. Let's see you come up with better.

Ok, I've viewed a total of 3 forums with a remarkable amount of threads in them. How many threads did I find that was worthy for my opinion? Not enough.

I browsed the Asylum and all I can tell is that there are alot of you youngsters worried about the size of your penis, and feel they should degrade others by making juvinile remarks about their lengths and girth. I tell you, your penis or your friends penis is not that big a deal. Nobody cares, move on. I did however find a few non-penis threads that were slightly interesting, such as Static's sexually oriented threads...but you know what? It's not worth bashing over either. The only thread that I've noticed that wa even close to being good was that Roast thread, and only 5 people posted in it before JD closed it? (Why did he close that by the way...that was the only thread I really cared to post in even though I don't really know him well enough to 'roast' him...even though he's the only member on the forum I actually halfway know) From what I've noticed, The Asylum and the frequent posters involved subtract an isolated few is not worth anyones time, especially mine.

I viewed your "Chit-Chat" forums. The majority of the threads I've viewed were either bitching and complaining about how the forums are...how does that make it better? All it does is make it worse and make new members such as myself get a bad impression and not want to stick around. No wonder you guys are going through this "slump" you are crying about.

I also peered into 'Teh Void'. I understand that it's supposed to be your "garbage heap" persay, but why are we allowed to post in it if it is garbage? I don't see how "YARRRRRRRRR" contributes to anything other thana headache.

Can someone PLEASE show me something worth the comment?

-Isaac

OMG YOU R SO COOL. LIKE TOTALLY COOL. YOU MUST BE LIKE THE ONLINE POLICE OFFICER!!!! LETS CHANGE EVERYTHING FOR SOMEBODY WHO HAS BEEN HERE A DAY!