| Words of Bushido's Knowledge: Year 1
And out of the earth came a column of stone 50 feet tall. And the beings looked down upon themselves. And there was much rejoicing, for the Bushido hath given them teh penos. And the beings looked at their counterparts, and at their gap. And there was much confusion. Then the Bushido spoke to the beings: "What are you? ****ing idiots? Fill the gap with your penos." And their was much relief. And there was much eroticism. And out of the gaps sprang new lives. In the beginning, there was much rejoicing, but tension and stress soon followed.
Teh Bushido looked upon his experiments, and upon their sorrow, and he bestowed upon them another gift, the gift of Teh knowledge of Infanticide. And there was much rejoicing. One by one the newborns fell in their parents arms, and couple by couple were racked with guilt. But they soon forgot.
Seeing that the same mistake shall not be made twice, Teh Bushido bestowed upon his experiments, his third gift, the condom. And there was much eroticism that night.
As time passed, the experiments died of age. Their minds filled with lust until the end. Not a newborn was conceived, and the experiments died. After years passed and more fell one being still lived, and he was lonely. Teh Bushido, filled with near-infinite compassion bestowed his final gift upon the being, Teh Knowledge of Masturbation. And there was much wanking to be done.
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