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07-05-2005, 04:03 PM
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| My cat smokes pot :(
its all he does.
I can't ever have company, because my house always smells like pot. its not even me; its my ****ing cat; He needs to get a damn job.
He always draws money from my bank account to purchase weed, He eats all my food, and he even stole all of my friends -- whenever they come over, its not me they've come to see -- its that ****ing pot smoking cat of mine.
I tried taking him to vetrinary rehab a few weeks ago, but things only got worse.
once he was released, his attitude worsend. whenever I'd smell pot, I'd put him in his cage. one time out of many, he attacked me -- scratched me right above the left eye.
He's currently even selling pot. so now I have even more things to worry about.
What can I possibly do about this?
please...for the love of my cat; I need ANSWERS!
thank you.
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07-05-2005, 04:16 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New york Age: 22 Posts: 3,917
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07-05-2005, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Sword Tip Not funny. | Quoted for truth.
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07-05-2005, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Sword Tip Not funny. | qft .
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Originally Posted by amrtin77 you cant freak out and start cutting yourself everytime you break up with someone. i know some very stable girls, but alot are not stable at all. they need to toughen up. thats all there is to it. i dont care why they cut themselves. that is unneeded information. my whole point is that if they cant handle the world then they need to toughen up, coz it aint gonna get any easier for them. and they will eventually learn that cutting yourself really doesnt do ANYTHING to actually solve the problem. all it does is makes you more depressed thinking your life is so shitty. im sick of this bullshit. people start cutting themselves coz"their life sucks" then they add that to their list of reasons why their life sucks. MAYBE IF YOU DONT PITY YOURSELF SO ****ING MUCH YOU WONT BE SAD | | |
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07-05-2005, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Thistle its all he does.
I can't ever have company, because my house always smells like pot. its not even me; its my ****ing cat; He needs to get a damn job.
He always draws money from my bank account to purchase weed, He eats all my food, and he even stole all of my friends -- whenever they come over, its not me they've come to see -- its that ****ing pot smoking cat of mine.
I tried taking him to vetrinary rehab a few weeks ago, but things only got worse.
once he was released, his attitude worsend. whenever I'd smell pot, I'd put him in his cage. one time out of many, he attacked me -- scratched me right above the left eye.
He's currently even selling pot. so now I have even more things to worry about.
What can I possibly do about this?
please...for the love of my cat; I need ANSWERS!
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07-05-2005, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Thistle whenever they come over, its not me they've come to see -- its that ****ing pot smoking cat of mine. |
Thats why id come over.
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07-05-2005, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Sword Tip Not funny. | This man... his abilities to state the obvious...
Astounding.
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07-06-2005, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Sword Tip Not funny. | the highlight of this thread :grunt
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07-06-2005, 01:42 AM
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07-09-2005, 06:39 AM
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| I dont find it funny, sorry. | |
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07-09-2005, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Anatomy Of Vice Shoot it with a sawedoff shotgun. Then do it to yourself too. | NOW THAT IS FUNNY!
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07-10-2005, 02:07 AM
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| :frustrate Spam. I send to where this belongs.
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