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Old 12-20-2006, 04:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Starcraft jokes

your momma is so fat that when she gets parasited by a queen, she reveals the whole map!! LoL xD

damn this was meant to keep the starcraft section alive... but jeez its ****ing dead
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Arise, Arise, Riders of Theoden!
Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splinten!
A sword day, a red day and the sun rising!
Death! Death! Death!


FORTH EORLINGAS! (horn blows)

Theoden: So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?
Aragorn: Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them.
Theoden: For death and glory.
Aragorn: For Rohan. For your people.
Theoden: The Horn of Helm Hammerhand will sound in the deep, one last time!

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Old 12-22-2006, 02:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Usually when somethings dead you let it be. Its like digging up a courpse. Let it just be in peace. Or its like letting a dog sleep. I'd be pissed too if you woke me up. Same goes for Grandma and Grandpa, waking up them up would get them upset. Usually when G-ma and G-pa sleep they die in a sad, climatic way....

SC joke aiy?!

What's the difference between a 5 lb piece of shit and 1 zealot killing 150 lings?
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they've both bullshit......AHAHAHHHAAHAHAHA
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Old 12-23-2006, 11:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lolzors. Poor sc it's dying, I mean you people post too much on wc3 and never on Sc section :O You guys let it die :P
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Arise, Arise, Riders of Theoden!
Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splinten!
A sword day, a red day and the sun rising!
Death! Death! Death!


FORTH EORLINGAS! (horn blows)

Theoden: So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?
Aragorn: Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them.
Theoden: For death and glory.
Aragorn: For Rohan. For your people.
Theoden: The Horn of Helm Hammerhand will sound in the deep, one last time!
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Old 01-18-2007, 05:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I love SC, but it's no fun to play online anymore...nothing but BSers and UMSers...no good 3v3fastestgreens anymore...
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Old 01-20-2007, 05:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Truly I saw this, SC is dead.
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Old 01-24-2007, 08:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 01-29-2007, 03:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 01-29-2007, 08:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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i'd play if my app worked ><! is there a new no cd loader? ill get it if i can find one
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Old 02-11-2007, 09:29 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Does the Moderator do their job here?
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Old 02-12-2007, 01:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Nope hehehhehe i bet i can post porn and keep it here for a day and then remove it . maybe i will xD!!
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Old 02-12-2007, 02:13 AM   #11 (permalink)
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You do that. If it weren't for the Medics, I would've quit SC 7 years ago. <3
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Old 03-02-2007, 08:27 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Read my replies, n00by mods.
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Old 03-02-2007, 06:47 PM   #13 (permalink)
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shut the **** up bizzy, god damn spammer.

okay, im installing SC now damnit, i hope you bastards are happy, add my acct...

ill be on EAST not ****ing west or europe or ASIA!
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Old 03-04-2007, 04:59 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Wow, this thread went fast. Real fast. If Off Topic was cool you'd all be hip cats.
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Old 03-04-2007, 09:35 AM   #15 (permalink)
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is anything on topic? a zerg says what?
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A zergling, a hydralisk, and a broodling hop/slither/scuttle into a bar. The Zergling kills 20 very drunk humans and feasts on their flesh. The Hydralisk kills 50 very drunk humans and feasts on their flesh. The broodling scuttles over to one human and spontaniously dies.


*slaps knee in hearty laughter* AAAAhahahahaahahaha!
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A zergling, a hydralisk, and a broodling hop/slither/scuttle into a bar. The Zergling kills 20 very drunk humans and feasts on their flesh. The Hydralisk kills 50 very drunk humans and feasts on their flesh. The broodling scuttles over to one human and spontaniously dies.


*slaps knee in hearty laughter* AAAAhahahahaahahaha!
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