Funny Moments?

[Darkmatter]

Yesterday, me and N_lover were playing 2v2 for newbies. He was Terran, I was Protoss on LT PGT. WQe were up against some noobs, but man was it funny. I spent most of the game trying to get 12 or so DT's, and I dropped them on Reds base (he just kept sending zealots into my cannons...) ands his reaction to the invisible dudes slicing his base up were ''help''. now I know that doesn't sound too funny, but you'd have to be there. Good times.

Post any funny moments you've had on SC recently.

[Vadriel]

I was playing with a friend from school, allied against 3 comps. His base gets wiped out by an early toss rush from the comp, but luckily he had built in my base. So, I put up a barricade of cannons...about 2 rows deep around my whole base, and he shares resources with me, both of us building up our forces. So, as the nearby terran comp keeps throwing marines and bats against my cannons, we focus on getting some mass carriers. To make Psi available for carriers, I decide to send the 24 non-upgraded Zeals I had on a suicide mission into the Terran base. They end up completely wiping out the terrans. I laughed.

[Darkmatter]

Them zealots be bladin yo.

They hurt, but not as much as sneaky DT's. :scary

I was playing hacker d, 2v2. I sat around and did nothing while my partner (Ex friend of mine) wiped both of them out easily. THEN he pointed out that he just beat them 1v2. They insulted and left. Good times...

[ThingInTheCoat]

A few weeks ago, I nydused the base of a not-so-observant zerg opponent, who apparently was very new to Starcraft and didn't fully grasp the concept of nyduses. When my forces poured into his base from the inside, he started accusing me of hacking and threatened to notify the Blizzard staff. Ahhh . . . Good times, good times . . .

[Wing Zero]

not reacent but irmebr the time we planned a free for all with Ace trojan tronga me and i think there were 1 or to more
any way we just all worker ruished tronga :P

[Pains Requiem]

I got DTs and a guy called me a hacker... funny. He had NO missle turrets what-so-ever in his base. No Sci vessels either. Gg, sir.

[Darkmatter]

Haha. Tronga got worker rushed.

That reminds me...N had a SCV vs the enemies building probe in the same game. Gogo 20 more Hp.

[Lord of Nukes]

A 7v1 comp stomp, Except, the host (my friend ^^) never made a computer. As happens when we're lucky, no one noticed. Of course we convinced them that scouting was for newbs who aren't manly enough to make a big sexy army. Eventually they realized there was no computer. Of course me and my friend were still pretending to be new at the game ("Lolz wtf is dis purpel crap in my baes next 2 my hahctery!!"). Anyways, its 3 Zergs and a Protoss. The Protoss guy challenges me to fight his Zealots for fun.

Long story short. Ensnare + Ultraling = sexy pwnage.

The rest of the game me my friend was ok and I was crap, but we still won. I love Dark Swarm and I abused the hell out of it. I was trying to have the most fun I could in the game. I got to 200/200 and did a huge drop in his base.

I can play Zerg sort of ok on normal maps. However, my Zerg on money maps is awful after a certain point and I was very close to being owned multiple times. It was still fun though and we won.

Ensnare and Dark Swarm are the best spells in the game and I use them whenever I can in any game where I'm Zerg.

[Wing Zero]

does ensare actulkly slow attacks 2?

[Lord of Nukes]

It does. It's best against M&M, Wraiths, and Mutalisks but you can use them on pretty much anything and have it decently effective.

[Bret]

Originally Posted by Darkmatter

Them zealots be bladin yo.

LOL That was funny.

I really haven't had any funny moments. Just noob moments. I play a lot of "money" maps. People say there are no strats but there are. When you people against another good player it takes skill to take them out. Especially a Turtletoss. =\

In fact! I just remembered I do infact have a good story.

Okay, 3v3. Me, my friend and some other guy. Vs RED WHITE and BLUE.
White was the only one on the other team who knew who his party was. Red didn't know and blue didn't know either. For the next 20 mins red and blue kept allying me and my friend thinking they were on our team. It was rather funny.
I was playing TERRIBLE that night and for whatever dumb**** reason I decided to play Terran. My absolute worse race. Dont ask why...anyways, bad night for me in all. I died but stayed a live with 1 building floating around. So about a hour into the game my team was winning. Red was major ripped a part and blue ..I don't know. White was toss and was turtling.
So I convinced Red to ally with us and BS blue. LOL He did it! How I don't know!!! Anyways, I'll let you guys watch it!

Warning: Long replay but its kind good.

[Master.America]

Funny moments...

I remember playing with a bunch of friends from school once. Reputedly, one person was better than I was. I had serious doubts about that, but we played anyway. It was on a map that that guy had created, so he had a bit of a disadvantage. The game was moving fairly slowly. Two of them were newbie enough for me to sair-rush their overlords. My better-than-I friend killed took out the Terran player on his way to me.

Then, just when his units were just outside my base, his mom picked up the phone and killed his internet connection. GG at its finest.

I would've taken him easily, though.

[Darkmatter]

Aha...they thought you were allied, thats awesome. I wish I had more SC Games like that. Totally open to some funny drops.

''I'll put these in your base to protect you.''
''wtf invisible gais killing me help green''
''I'll send my carriers to help!''
''wtf green''

xD

[Bret]

Originally Posted by Master.America

Funny moments...

I remember playing with a bunch of friends from school once. Reputedly, one person was better than I was. I had serious doubts about that, but we played anyway. It was on a map that that guy had created, so he had a bit of a disadvantage. The game was moving fairly slowly. Two of them were newbie enough for me to sair-rush their overlords. My better-than-I friend killed took out the Terran player on his way to me.

Then, just when his units were just outside my base, his mom picked up the phone and killed his internet connection. GG at its finest.

I would've taken him easily, though.

gg /mom. LOL That has to be the one of the 10 ten worst ways to lose a game. lol

[Renzokuken]

I played a 2v2 Blood Bath. My partner dc'ed so i was like 'Ok FFA lets go!' and they agreed. I eventually realised they were still allied and they kept attacking my base together. So i killed both of them

[Darkmatter]

Thats happened to me before in my early SC Days, Ryan. It pissed me off beyond anger. I was all serious about my record and stuff then too.

[ThingInTheCoat]

This wasn't a game moment per se, but it is still a hilarious nugget of insanity.

Just the other night, some girl I met on bnet invited me to a game, and when I joined we started talking in the lobby -- nothing flirtatious, just talking. Little did I know that her boyfriend or husband or something was there also, and when he noticed that we were talking, he suddenly quit the game and she followed after him. Being on the girl's friends' list, I was getting some weird-ass whispers to her significant other, like: "You ignore me, we always just play Sims School!" and "At least he talks to me!" As things progress, it appears that the guy is insanely jealous and suspects that his girl and I have been cheating, solely on the fact that we were talking.

Greatest bnet moment ever.

[Renzokuken]

Interesting how they resulted in the /f m function and messaged all their friends, rather than chat in a private channel or /w function.

Do you guys all play USEast?

Ah ha, back when record/stats mattered?

Another time I was playing melee (max gollies) and this the guy I was attacking had a few dozen SCIENCE VESSELS! He tried to irradiate my Gollies and called me a hacker because they weren't getting hurt.