You KNOW when you've been playing too much Starcraft when...

[Taligaro]

You know you play too much StarCraft when...

- You call your house your "Nexus."
- You play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS.
- You are poor and you tell your dad to harvest more minerals.
- You realize that you're broke and ask your parents to borrow some minerals.
- You decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!"
- You inject steroids into your arm on the way home to get there faster.
- You pretend that a box is an SCV and you sit in it and pick your nose.
- You send siblings out to scout neighbors' yards.
- Your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers."
- Your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting.
- You sit in a traffic jam and wonder if your car has a Siege mode.
- Laser pointers are now weapons of mass destruction - avoid them at all costs.
- The Bunsen burner in chemistry looks deliciously inviting as a splash damage weapon.
- You poke people repeatedly. Maybe they'll say something funny.
- You complain about the inefficiency of our military. Even on slow days, it only took you half an hour to amass a fleet and annihilate your opponent.
- You don't believe in the concept of overpopulation. Why not just build more supply depots?
- Missile turrets are a crucial part to any home security system. Bunkers too. Hell, a few Siege Tanks here and there wouldn't hurt.
- You call your school bully a Dragoon.
- You start calling rich people "n00bs" and tell them to play on real maps.
- You walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in.
- You think strategically placing Arbiters around your town/city so they can recall people wherever they want is a really good idea.
- You mistake your grandmother for an Infested Kerrigan.
- You mistake Democrats for UED leaders.
- You think babies come from Gateways.
- Your friend is a Hydralisk. No matter what anyone else says, he's a Hydralisk.
- You tell people to go somewhere and you start repeatedly "clicking" your finger.
- You try to Optical Flare your dog.
- You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
- You know everyone on Battle.net. Everyone on Battle.net knows you.
- You give people your Battle.net username instead of your phone number.
- You go by your Battle.net alias.
- You know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier.
- You can beat every Terran campaign mission with 4 marines and an SCV.
- You went as a Zealot for Halloween.
- You use the wall in your room as a board for designing new strategies.
- You can draw any custom map someone tells you to draw.
- You have been to every single StarCraft site searching for the best possible strategy.
- You have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case.
- You change religions. You are now part of the Khalai.
- You name your son Fenix.
- You have a meeting every week with your friends so you can come up with new strategies.
- The doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff."
- You force your mom to call the school bus a "Shuttle"
- You see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!"
- You worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers.
- You're sleeping with your girl and accidently scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name.
- You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing.
- You actually understand all of the above jokes.

Does this mean I play too much SC? You bet it does!

[ArMeD_SuRvIvOr]

lol It's fun. Btw it's very old... I used to read it back in 2002 lol. The most creepy part is that most of them actually happen to me...

[Dis9]

Lol thats funny

[GoVi]

ive asked my mom for minerals once XD

[Laharl]

I constantly say show me the money and curse about life being a multiplayer game

[Darkmatter]

My dad told me to take out the trash a few weeks ago, and I ssaid ''You want a piece of me, boy?''

[Laharl]

I would've asked him if he thought I was an SCV or something.

[Darkmatter]

Probably shouldof...a tan and some creative shaving and I could look like a SCV. =D

[GoVi]

develop the nose pick as well

[dArKmIsChIeF]

Originally Posted by ArMeD_SuRvIvOr

lol It's fun. Btw it's very old... I used to read it back in 2002 lol. The most creepy part is that most of them actually happen to me...

i know exactly what you mean

[RyanXWing]

I did cry myself to sleep when I lost my SC CD for a month... Every night..

[Eric]

None of those have ever happened to me, but I did understand them all. I feel so uncool

[Darkmatter]

You managed PT didn't you? You should feel nerdy. ;D

[Ninja_Blue]

well....i try to make people go somewhere by clicking them, and once i was broke and i said show me the money 10 times XD im such a nerd, and ive called someone a noob in real life

[[Koolaid]]

- The doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff."

This and the Kerrigan one made me laugh.

[Ninja_Blue]

i still say that stim packs is heroine rofl, they get weaker, and its in a needle, seems like heroine to me, anyone agree?

[Arxces]

Nah, I think it's some form of adrenaline. Think about it, high adrenalin concentration in your blood and muscles can be harmful, hence the HP reduction.

North Korea: Nuclear launch detected!

And I still play Starcraft every weekend with my friends. It never gets old!

[Ninja_Blue]

its crack, they go crazy and they r fast

[RazorBlaze]

When you think a elepant is a Ultralisk.

When you think a cat is a Ultralisk.

When you think a probe is a mouse.

When you think a reaver is a worm.

When you think a dragoon is a spider.

When you think a hydralisk is a hampser.


Mostly from the Sims.

[KCspdracer]

I wish my car had "siege mode." It would come in very handy.