Heh, I like the effort you put forth in attempting that Blaze. Maybe if you told them exactly who it is you write for they'll understand
Tell them the fury of StarGhost.com and BattleForums.com will decend upon them, and the gamers will take over their servers. Mass pandemonium!!! Old characters will be allowed once more in your b.net names!!!!!! SOJs for EVERYONE!!!!!!!! AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, glad I got that out of my system too. I've lost so many ill characters on D2, and so many cool StarCraft names from signing in one day too late to save my account, that all that anger had to come out eventually.
On a serious note, tell them you write for
http://www.StarGhost.com, soon to become a member of
http://www.BattleNetwork.com (currently under development), and we would be happy to make lots of hype around it. Additionally, should they actually grow a heart, and they agree, I'm sure everyone here would like you to ask a question that's been bugging them about the game!