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05-08-2006, 06:57 PM
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| BattleForums Newbie
Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4
| Hi
Hi i'm new at this & i have no idea how to do most of this so help please. | 
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05-08-2006, 06:59 PM
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| Bite my shiny metal ass!
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Russellville, AR Age: 20 Posts: 5,924
| Hello. I am J'kar. You may know me as the kid with longish hair who sits at the computer by the printer and always wears black. I currently have a bright neon green T on my pants that says "TRUNKED! Grean Tea."
I am also a massive part of this online community, and am revered and worshipped by all who read my posts. I just so happen to moderate Chit Chat, as well. If you need help, let me know and I am here to serve. For now, welcome to Battleforums, and may you enjoy your stay. | |
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05-08-2006, 07:00 PM
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| J'Kar Fanboi
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Zanarkand Age: 19 Posts: 419
| J'kar is like a god on here he can help you with anything you need to know. And Welcome to Battleforums.
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05-08-2006, 07:01 PM
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| Bite my shiny metal ass!
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Russellville, AR Age: 20 Posts: 5,924
| J'kar is "like" a god here? I resent that term. There is a clear distinction between me and other members. Let there be no doubt in your mind. I AM a god here. Bow. | |
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05-08-2006, 07:02 PM
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| BattleForums Newbie
Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4
| what is this all about? | |
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05-08-2006, 07:05 PM
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| Bite my shiny metal ass!
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Russellville, AR Age: 20 Posts: 5,924
| Well, our conversation is meaningless babble about my deityhood. The forum as a whole is simply a place for people from all over the world to get together and hang out in a "friendly" environment with people with whom they share common interests. The site was originally centered on Blizzard games, but now the General forums are pretty hot. Really, it's just a fun place to shoot the bull with people around the world. For example, I have good friends in Luxembourg, Greece, Korea, and Portugal. How awesome is that? | |
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05-08-2006, 10:27 PM
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| ツ
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Palmdale Age: 21 Posts: 13,276
| Don't listen to these two. Knuckleheads. 
Welcome to BattleForums. ^_^
What do you need help with exactly? | |
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05-09-2006, 12:00 AM
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| BANNED
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Auburn Posts: 2,014
| J'kar is just a fag, ignore him. | |
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05-09-2006, 12:32 AM
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| BattleForums Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Wisconsin Age: 19 Posts: 1,300
| whalecum dude. whalecum | |
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05-09-2006, 12:49 AM
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| Official Forum Hamster
Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Mianus, CT Age: 15 Posts: 1,459
| Welcome to Battleforums, jameswooten. Cookie?*
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Thanks to x42bn6 for the banging avatar and Signature. | |
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05-09-2006, 12:51 AM
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| BattleForums Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: north carolina Age: 19 Posts: 4,051
| For one, you talk about Blizzard games. More help?
__________________ "The Doors of Perception" She danced around and round
To a guitar melody
From the fire her face
Was all aglow
How she enchanted me
Oh how I’d like to hold her near
And kiss and forever whisper in her ear
Last sexed by Darkmatter : 05-2-2005 at 5:47 PM. | |
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05-09-2006, 01:31 AM
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| Bite my shiny metal ass!
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Russellville, AR Age: 20 Posts: 5,924
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Originally Posted by Darkmatter Don't listen to these two. Knuckleheads.
Welcome to BattleForums. ^_^
What do you need help with exactly? | Hey, we brought him here. Don't call US knuckleheads. Another case of: *looking over shoulder*
"What is that?"
"Battleforums."
"What is Battleforums?"
"A forum."
"Hmm...I think I'll go take a look."
"Okay."
Not precisely how it happened, but the general gist. You can thank me later. | |
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05-09-2006, 01:46 AM
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| BattleForums Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In Spain, under Ace's bed. Age: 3 Posts: 3,211
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Originally Posted by Venice_native J'kar is just a fag, ignore him. | I thought about deleting that post, but then I thought we should have two opinions on Jkar in this thread. So GG.
Anyways, welcome and we hope you stay.
__________________
So she told me to come over and I took that trip
and then she pulled out my mushroom tip
and when it came out it went drip, drip, drip
I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe kung foo grip | |
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05-09-2006, 06:54 AM
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| ツ
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Palmdale Age: 21 Posts: 13,276
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Originally Posted by J'kar Hey, we brought him here. Don't call US knuckleheads. Another case of:
*looking over shoulder*
"What is that?"
"Battleforums."
"What is Battleforums?"
"A forum."
"Hmm...I think I'll go take a look."
"Okay."
Not precisely how it happened, but the general gist. You can thank me later. | Knucklehead.  | |
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05-09-2006, 08:29 AM
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| Aya Matsuura is awesome
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Trieste, Friuli-Venezia Giulia Age: 20 Posts: 15,282
| Welcome to BattleForums, jameswooten. Cookie?
Basically, BattleForums is divided into categories, forums, threads and posts. Simply look at the forum on the index that appeals most to you and find a thread that you think you want to reply to. If not, create a new thread.*
__________________ * IM IN UR WIKI RVRTING UR EDITS  | |
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05-09-2006, 06:55 PM
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| Bite my shiny metal ass!
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Russellville, AR Age: 20 Posts: 5,924
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Originally Posted by SlyFie I thought about deleting that post, but then I thought we should have two opinions on Jkar in this thread. So GG.
Anyways, welcome and we hope you stay. | Why are two opinions necessary? Mine's the only one that matters. You know I'm right. I'm always right. Just like iMike.
But yeah, I forsee not a whole lot coming of this. He really doesn't strike me as a Blizzard gamer, although I can't say I really know him all that well. | |
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05-09-2006, 07:16 PM
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#17 (permalink)
| BattleForums Newbie
Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4
| Your right i not a big gamers other than sports games but this webpage seems cool so i'll stay. Now whats the basics on this site, what is it for and what do you d0? * | |
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05-09-2006, 07:26 PM
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| Bite my shiny metal ass!
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Russellville, AR Age: 20 Posts: 5,924
| Well, we've been pretty much telling you, although more specifically, Chit Chat is for "friendly" chat about fairly clean topics, the Asylum is for mature content and flaming, and the Void is pretty much the trash can.
And wherever you post...no porn. | |
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05-09-2006, 07:37 PM
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| ツ
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Palmdale Age: 21 Posts: 13,276
| Chit-Chat = basic discussion about anything chatty. Asylum is for mental cases, Teh Void is for mindless blabbling, and then you have all the gaming forums. If you have intelligence, the Arcane Sanctuary might be viable for you too. =P | |
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05-09-2006, 08:43 PM
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| Bite my shiny metal ass!
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Russellville, AR Age: 20 Posts: 5,924
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Chit-Chat = basic discussion about anything chatty.
| My domain. I run a real tight ship. Quote: |
Asylum is for mental cases,
| My home away from home, although now it's mostly "Flea has a small penis" in there. Quote: |
Teh Void is for mindless blabbling,
| Aka the Penguin Stronghold. That is all Teh Void is for. Quote: |
and then you have all the gaming forums.
| I check in on Diablo and StarCraft. As you said you're not a big gamer, you probably won't be doing too much around there. Quote: |
If you have intelligence, the Arcane Sanctuary might be viable for you too. =P
| Obviously I stay out of there. | |
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