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Old 05-05-2005, 11:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A sort of Crappy review!
This is the worst review you will ever see! It still provides the features of a review

Graphics

Graphics are pretty amazing even with a slow processor. If you got 1GB Ram and some other good crap itll look amazing. Landscapes are great although will get 'out of shape' what I mean is they will Mix-Up the BMPs. 9/10

Sound

Sound is HORRIBLE. turn off the music in Menu-> Options and lower the music, I play my Own when I play the game. I really do not like the sound. Even on max volume it sounds bad. It has nice sounds and suberb voice acting. Sound isn't real good. 5/10

GamePlay

Gameplay is just amazing. Its cool having the 8 buttons on the screen. Controls are amazing. This is the best controls in an MMO. You can click to move, arrow keys, WASD keys.10/10

Money's Worth

Your money is well spent on this game if you can get past some of the sounds. This is a must-pick up. 9/10

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Old 05-06-2005, 12:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Well heres my review:


Graphics

Looking good, but Age of Empire 3 has better one

0/10

Sound

What Shadow said, sound is full of shits dropping into toilet.

Disgusting

0/10

GamePlay

Please don't copy your interface off of another games

0/10

Money's Worth

Spending money on games is stupidest thing you can possibly do.

0/10


Cant you see? This is my Review of GW and my thoughts on GW it self, just like what Shadow Tassadar did, oh, is 0/10 too low for you?
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Old 05-06-2005, 03:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Well heres my review:


Graphics

Looking good, but Age of Empire 3 has better one

0/10

Sound

What Shadow said, sound is full of shits dropping into toilet.

Disgusting

0/10

GamePlay

Please don't copy your interface off of another games

0/10

Money's Worth

Spending money on games is stupidest thing you can possibly do.

0/10


Cant you see? This is my Review of GW and my thoughts on GW it self, just like what Shadow Tassadar did, oh, is 0/10 too low for you?

This review sucks. God hates you.
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Old 05-06-2005, 07:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Ohh. I do own it.
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I realize that you do, but Ntrik doesn't.
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New rule: no reviews unless you actually own the game.
How can you be so sure he doesn't own it?
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I realize that you do, but Ntrik doesn't.
says who? I played it, and I sold it to my friend.
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