KoL

[Dragnskull]

www.kingdomofloathing.com

just wondering, by any chance anyone play this?

its a game thats actually quite fun[ny] if you give it a chacne, but i gaurentee most of you will look at it and say nt, i did at first so i dont blame you

ne ways, anyone here actually play this?

[Brandon]

I never heard of it so i quess alot of the people here havent eaither..

[Darkmatter]

It's like a textual-RPG. I just went and made a character, and I actually like this game! Even through the little stick figures and humorously made-up classes, this game is pretty entertaining as far as internet/website based games go. I'm a Turtle Guy.

[Dragnskull]

lol my first character was a turtle tamer too

im lvl 9 atm, been playin for about a month =/

im glad at least 1 person here likes it

[Darkmatter]

I'm level 1, and I can;t find out how you heal. Otherwise I would probably gain some more muslce to level up to level 2, heh.

[Dragnskull]

go to your campground and click "rest on the ground" thatll give you hp/mp back.

you get 40 adventures a day, but eating and drinking will give you more (be careful not to get drunk)

[Zerglite]

TheBub Level 64 Seal Clubber
Bimbel Level 60 Sauceror
Bellytor Level 60 Disco Bandit
nvx Level 60 Disco Bandit
Arbitrage Level 60 Accordion Thief
Mick Level 59 Disco Bandit
skipperic Level 58 Pastamancer
Mr Bimblebob Level 58 Accordion Thief
Caecias Level 57 Seal Clubber
Birdy Level 57 Disco Bandit




oh yea im gonna hafta start playin that... come one look at those titles " seal clubber" "disco bandit" "accordion theif"

thats just awesome

[Darkmatter]

Yay! This game is really fun, it's so weird and fruity it's fun, trust me! Go play it.

[Dragnskull]

@zerglite: you forgot Turtle Tamers, there cool too.

as the sayign goes, dont judge a book by its cover

[Darkmatter]

The only thing I really don't like is the adventure system. I wish it could be a little higher, because I can't play enough per day as I want to because of lack of adventure points. I'm not level 5 so I can't go get food or drinks from the Mall of Loathing. Really sucks.

[Dragnskull]

once you hit lvl 5 youll be able to get...i think i can hit 100 or so advents a day...trick is to find the food/alcohol that gives you the most advents without fillin gyou up too much

[Darkmatter]

I overdosed on Madtrain Alcohol or Wine, and it wasn't the best thing to do at the time. I became so drunk that I couldn't fight anymore, and that seriously sucked. Thanks for the tip though, I definately need to get to level 5 within the next few days.

[Dragnskull]

i got to lvl 5 ina week...

i believe until you do a quest w/ the deep fat friers, that you can only get drunk to lvl 14, at lvl 15 drunkness you become "Falling down drunk" and cant adventure anymore that day.

once you get the quest done you can get up to like 19 i think...

[Darkmatter]

I'm level 4, and anything in the Mountians or the new forest areas isntantly kills me in one hit, so after dieing 8 times, I check that Bat Hole and its fairly tough in there but not one hit KO's to me, so I'll level up there.

I also bought a Dr Hono's Scalpel.

[Dragnskull]

Best bet is to Venture in Cob nob and degrassi gnoll till about 5, thast what i did, then join a clan and exercise your way up to through the next lvls

[Darkmatter]

Things there killed me too. ><

So I went to Cobs Knobb and got 6 more firecrackers, and I'm going to trade them back to the Gourd to see if he gives me another Gourd potion. Because those things kick ASS!

[Dragnskull]

lol

yeah every time u give him the amount of fire crackers, he wants that many +1 for the next gord potion (or whatever it is)

once you get into a clan you can work out

it has a box to put in an amount of adventures, and (approx) every 10 advents you put in will give you 100 stat points in that area (muscle/myst/mox)

[Darkmatter]

Talk about power leveling if you use lots of meat to buy tons of food/drinks for lots of adventures. You could seriously level quick off of something like that, I think. Gourd Potion gave me 32 Strenght points, so it's really awesome for me at the moment. If I keep getting them, I'll be level 5 in no time.

[Dragnskull]

it gets slow after about lvl 9 (i havnt been playin much lately though)

once you join a clan you can workout, via putting a certain amount of advents to either work out str/myst/mox

about 10 advents = 100pts in whatever u choose (approx)

and i can get about 90 or so advents a day

[Darkmatter]

I can't wait to get to level 5. I've got tons of cash saved for drinks and food so that I can keep adventuring in the Bat Hole. That place gives some awesome meat and experience points for Moxie, Mysticality and Muscle. I just need something to repent the smell so I can go in the Guano Circle.