Being evil never felt so gooood

[Glowpole]

ehehehehehehe ok well after me and my g/f started the atkeins diet to get are eating better she told me about these things called kudo sticks or kido sticks or somthing thats you pee on to see if your body is burning fats or carbs.

Well anyways these things look just like birth control sticks and when me friend and his g/f came over the other day my devil horns slowley grew.

We were ni the bedroom talking about something and kerry my friends g/f started talkin about her gaining weight. So i said you might be pregnant. Well she got quite for a second and then started gettign a little worried.


So being the nice christain man i am i said , "well my g/f has some spare pregnacny test you can use one."

And i went and gave her one of those kudio sticks thingys.


ow the thing with kuido sticks is that if you have eaten any carbs it will turn purple like a preg test.



So she goes and pees on it then 3 minutes later she starts geeking out. She strated crying and screaming and hitting my b/f saying YOU DID THIS TO ME I TOLD YOU TO WEAR A OMDEMN BUT NOOOOOOOO IT FEEL BETTER WITHOUT ONE.



i couldn't help bu laugh my ass off. So i was picking fun at her talking about baby stuff and when she like started to accept it and was about to call her mom i told her it wasn't a preg test.


I never knew a 4'5 girl could punch so hard :susp




great gag though

[Master.America]

4'5 huh? Yeah, the short ones tend to be vicious. Or they act vicious at least, like little chihuahua-dogs.

That was one mean trick. No offense to your friend here, but someone that gullible probably deserved a good joke.

[Vadriel]

lol, that was hilarious. Sounds like something I'd do, if I had more guts.

[Glowpole]

the way i look at it...a few punches is all ways worth the hours of giggles

[Darkmatter]

Ha. That's pretty funny. I almost feel sorry for the girl. I don't have the will to do that anymore, though. A year or two ago I could do something like this easily.

[Glowpole]

nah dun feel sorry for her shes a slutty bitch anyways...

[Jenny]

4'5? Neat! I pick up my men at dwarf conventions too.

It must have been one of those gotta-see-it-to-think-its-funny kind of jokes.