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05-23-2005, 07:28 AM
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| Today at work..
I kinda' got someone in trouble. this other courtesy clerk, Jessica (Or as one of our checkers, who's awesome [Marilyn], blondie), said she couldn't do her carts that hour because she forgot her inhaler. So one of my bosses, Mark, asked me if I could go do it, so I did. I saw one of my co-workers Andrew out there, so I was talkin' to him how I had 2 hours of carts in a row (You usually have 2, but they're spread out usually, not back-to-back) because I was covering Jessica's carts. Well, she was sitting over on the bench, smoking a cigarette.
That really pissed off another one of my bosses (I have about 5, April, Effie, Linda, Rosie, Mark, and the store director Pam), Linda, and she was talkin' to me and she told me it was complete bullshit and she was really pissed, and bypassed April (The Front End manager, whose a crazy ass psycho "Everything By The Book" kind of person, we call her Sarge), and took it straight to Pam. so, basically, Jessica's in trouble cuz she said she couldn't do carts cuz she had asthma, then she went out and smoked a cigarette.
Just thought someone might find it interesting.
-Frank :cool:
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05-23-2005, 07:30 AM
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| you can buy a diary at hall mark, or use notepad. Plenty of xanga sites out there too or w/e you call them | |
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05-23-2005, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Asylum Patient you can buy a diary at hall mark, or use notepad. Plenty of xanga sites out there too or w/e you call them | Hahahaha..
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05-23-2005, 07:37 AM
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| Dude, let's keep it on ****ing topic, jesus, you're not funny, so stop trying.
-Frank :cool:
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All brawn and no brains and all those nice things
And you finally got what you want
Someone to look good with and light you cigarette
Is this what you really want?
I've figured out, what you're all about
And I don't think I like what I see, so
I hope I won't be there in the end when you come around
How long will he last before he's a creep in the past
And your alone once again
Will you pop up again and be my special friend
Till the end and when will that be
:halo Kurt Donald Cobain 1967 - 1994 R.I.P. :halo
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05-23-2005, 07:49 AM
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| thats interesting how people lie to get out of work, i had something similar happen, some guy who worked for us claimed he has down syndrome [and he acted pretty well at it too] and he decides to tell me about his scheme to get a payed vacation at home [and i went along with it not telling anyone because this guy would help me get alcohol] eventually what happened was he purposely set up something to get him hurt, not sure what it was....anyways i came into work the next week [when i was working] and they told me about him hurting himself by mopping directly in a circle around him [with a spill that was caused by a customer] and slipping and seriously injuring himself. Later that day i went over to his apartment and there he is in a wheelchair [probably pretending because hes damn good at this shit] with a bottle of vodka on it with a little black bow  [a present for me keepin it on the "down low"] well eventually he got back into work and pulled another scheme and got away with it, thats basically it and he pulls off a little trick now and then to get out of work [but he actually hurt himself!] and also get paid to stay at home and pop the painkillers perscribed to him for his "injury" lucky bastard
morale to the story is if you can cheat the system and get away with it, DO IT!!!
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05-23-2005, 07:51 AM
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| **** that, I had to push her ****ing carts, none of the bosses really like her, I think she might get fired soon.
You work in a grocery store too?
-Frank :cool:
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All brawn and no brains and all those nice things
And you finally got what you want
Someone to look good with and light you cigarette
Is this what you really want?
I've figured out, what you're all about
And I don't think I like what I see, so
I hope I won't be there in the end when you come around
How long will he last before he's a creep in the past
And your alone once again
Will you pop up again and be my special friend
Till the end and when will that be
:halo Kurt Donald Cobain 1967 - 1994 R.I.P. :halo
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05-23-2005, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by VizjereiMage Hahahaha.. | Yeah you're definitely one to laugh at that mr. i make a thread about everything.
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05-23-2005, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Asylum Patient you can buy a diary at hall mark, or use notepad. Plenty of xanga sites out there too or w/e you call them | Lmao Whew Idk why it was funny but it was.
Anyway Its cute that Ol Frankie werks. Anyway shes a lying ho
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05-23-2005, 09:47 PM
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| Frank is the local bag boy pimp he works with all the aldies lawl | |
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05-23-2005, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Beer $lut Yeah you're definitely one to laugh at that mr. i make a thread about everything. | I know. I wasn't laughing at Frank, I was laughing at the comment made about him. If it were said about me I'd laugh then too. It was funny.
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05-23-2005, 10:02 PM
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| No. Why would you go to Hallmark to buy a ****ing diary? It doesn't even make sense.
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05-24-2005, 12:18 AM
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05-24-2005, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by -Azrael666- No. Why would you go to Hallmark to buy a ****ing diary? It doesn't even make sense. | Actually, it does.
On topic...lol @ at the asthma is excuse. Especially since she went out to smoke. Oh well, that's work for ya.
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05-24-2005, 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted by RoaCh of DisCord Actually, it does. | No, it doesn't. No one would go to a greeting card store to buy a diary.
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05-24-2005, 03:20 AM
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| Well, I can tell you that here, greating cards and diary are in the same section. Altough I dont know of a entire store devoted to one or the latter. | |
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05-24-2005, 03:21 AM
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| i use to make up bs about my car breaking down constantly, because ihated my old job...
they wouldnt fire me and the 'rents wouldnt let me quit =/
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05-24-2005, 05:41 AM
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| I have ****ing asthma and i still manage to play football. Even though I have blacked out once from it while running the 16 minute run....
Asthma isnt that bad. People think that its hella deadly (it is) but if you control it (which most people do) with medicines, it doesnt really effect anything.
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05-24-2005, 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted by EviLSiX thats interesting how people lie to get out of work, i had something similar happen, some guy who worked for us claimed he has down syndrome [and he acted pretty well at it too] and he decides to tell me about his scheme to get a payed vacation at home [and i went along with it not telling anyone because this guy would help me get alcohol] eventually what happened was he purposely set up something to get him hurt, not sure what it was....anyways i came into work the next week [when i was working] and they told me about him hurting himself by mopping directly in a circle around him [with a spill that was caused by a customer] and slipping and seriously injuring himself. Later that day i went over to his apartment and there he is in a wheelchair [probably pretending because hes damn good at this shit] with a bottle of vodka on it with a little black bow [a present for me keepin it on the "down low"] well eventually he got back into work and pulled another scheme and got away with it, thats basically it and he pulls off a little trick now and then to get out of work [but he actually hurt himself!] and also get paid to stay at home and pop the painkillers perscribed to him for his "injury" lucky bastard
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05-24-2005, 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Jenny Jesus H. Christ. I just call in and say I'm sick.. Then it's a done deal. |
yeah same here. even though i dont have a job that i call into...but school is good enough. i miss a damn large amount of school...
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So she told me to come over and I took that trip
and then she pulled out my mushroom tip
and when it came out it went drip, drip, drip
I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe kung foo grip | |
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05-24-2005, 07:26 AM
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| Hm interesting. And that was one of the only times that R[s]T has ever been funny to my knowledge. | |
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