Create An Invention!

[-Azrael666-]

This thread is for creating and showcasing invention ideas which you design yourself. Make pictures, descriptions, and whatever else, then show them off here!


The Realistic Retractable Knife



This knife is completely realistic in every aspect, it looks and even feels like a real knife. When you go to stab someone, the blade retracts into the handle, doing no harm whatsoever. The best part about this isn't just that it's perfect for little kids, but because it can be easily mistaken for a common kitchen knife!

[Emperor Pan I]

They already have knives like that. After the movie scream came out everyone had those ****ing knives.

As for an invention. I say a giant satelite with a giany lazer beam to shoot down and scratch my ass for me.

[Sly]

Everything good has already been invented.

[Jenny]

A machine that could control minds. That'd be neat.































All Hail Jenny.

[Emperor Pan I]

Originally Posted by Jenny

A machine that could control minds. That'd be neat.

All Hail Jenny

[-Azrael666-]

... you seemed to miss the point of my invention. Nevermind. By the way, those fake knives didn't look or feel like they were real whatsoever

[Darkmatter]

Female Dominance? I would construct a giant penis that put's all women in a mind-controlled state. They would then be unable to be greater then men, and we would win.

Really though, I would invent a small chip to go in your ear. It allows you to hear what people are sayign from great distances. You can focus on them, and hear a conversation thatyou aren't supposed to be hearing. It would make spying on people a whole lot easier, I would say. School Gossip Revolutionized!

[Jenny]

Originally Posted by Darkmatter

Female Dominance? I would construct a giant penis that put's all women in a mind-controlled state. They would then be unable to be greater then men, and we would win.

Penises are ugly. If I ever saw a giant penis I would instantly become a lesbian and rebel. Then what? Huh? Huh? I'd invent a death ray fueled by peace, love, and rainbows and kill you all.

Trust me. I've thought about world domination alot.

[Emperor Pan I]

I would surgicly implant small mp3 players in your head, and allows you to turn on/off or switch music just by thinking, and no one would even know your listenning to anything cause it would go straight to your ear.

[shimshimheyxD]

Highways controling cars.. They maintain the speed and direction. Just press the exit u wanna get out on and it will do it for u.. this will get thos fucgini bad drivers from crashing into me.

[Darkmatter]

Originally Posted by Jenny

Penises are ugly. If I ever saw a giant penis I would instantly become a lesbian and rebel. Then what? Huh? Huh? I'd invent a death ray fueled by peace, love, and rainbows and kill you all.

Trust me. I've thought about world domination alot.

From the looks of it, I would say you have. I haven't because what goes on in the world rarwly concerns me as of Bush's Relection. But your idea is nice, noe the less. Who would build the death ray though? The Chinese?

[Zerglite]

Originally Posted by Jenny

Penises are ugly. If I ever saw a giant penis I would instantly become a lesbian and rebel. Then what? Huh? Huh? I'd invent a death ray fueled by peace, love, and rainbows and kill you all.

Trust me. I've thought about world domination alot.

you forget that there is no peace in the world...
and surely not alot of love

there is the occasional rainbow though

[shimshimheyxD]

Originally Posted by Jenny

Penises are ugly. If I ever saw a giant penis I would instantly become a lesbian and rebel. Then what? Huh? Huh? I'd invent a death ray fueled by peace, love, and rainbows and kill you all.

Trust me. I've thought about world domination alot.

without penis, the human race would fall. think again jen! :butterfly

[Jenny]

Without men women would most likely expand the field of science and master the art of life and cloning. I would be cloned, many times. I would have an army of me's.

[CelestialBadger]

Originally Posted by Pan

I would surgicly implant small mp3 players in your head, and allows you to turn on/off or switch music just by thinking, and no one would even know your listenning to anything cause it would go straight to your ear.

I saw something like that in a magazine with some handicapped guy controlling his computer cursor with brain waves! How cool is that? I want one, but I'm not sure if you have to be handicapped first.

[shimshimheyxD]

Originally Posted by CelestialBadger

I saw something like that in a magazine with some handicapped guy controlling his computer cursor with brain waves! How cool is that? I want one, but I'm not sure if you have to be handicapped first.

but what happens if u get static 24/7 and u dont hav the money to get it surgically out.

[Ntrik_]

thats my invention right there, self-explainatory.

[a1steaksauce]

i always thought wirerless head phones would be a really good invention.just two of those little ones that fit in your ear.only problem is other ppl may get your music on there head phones if there arnt enough frequencies.

[x42bn6]

I'd invent a roll of scotch tape that doesn't take 5 minutes to find the start of the tape, and is ten times easier to unroll. Not only that, but make it unable to stick onto peoples' fingers and bodies once it does come loose.*

[B)ushid(o]

I'd make an invention creating machine. All people have to do is think about the invention they want to create and presto! It appears right before them. I'd make millions.