Injuries

[ArtOfProtoss]

OK, I think I have gotten of easy in this department; no broken bones, not even any stiches, but I still have gotten a couple of bad ones.

My first really bad one came when I was eight or so. I was swinging on a swing. For fun, I laid back very far. I think I got stuck or something and my back started scraping against the ground. Since I was swinging my back just kept scraping. For some reason I didn't sit up. I don't even think I noticed the pain, or at least didn't think it was bad. I eneded with a scar on my back which was awful for a like three years (my mom wouldn't let me swim) but now it's hardly noticeable.

Another bad one was when me and my brother were riding bikes. Now just riding them wasn't good enough: We decided to put both our feet on one pedals and surf. Well I was going down the street pretty fast in total control when I decided to stop. I leaped off the bike (having done this to stop quickly at lower speeds) and planted both feet on the ground. Unfortunately, I had too much momentum. I flew forward and absolutely ripped the skin of both my knees. It was neat because it was such a shallow wound but so broad and painful.

Post your own worst injuries. Hopefully a little more drastic then mine (hopefully because they will make better reading not because I want to see you hurt).

[AxL]

When I was 10, me and my friend were waiting outside of our church for our parents so he thought of the bright idea of swinging on this huge doors. He did it, jumped off like nothing. So I did it, and had my arm still in the door and it got crushed, leaving me with 8 stitches, and a cut that went to my bone.

[CelestialBadger]

That'll teach you to go to church...

I broke my arm when I fell on the ground. Nothing too exciting.

[Dragnskull]

lets see if i can put these in order.

around the age of eight or so, me and my friends were riding through the bayou *sp?* to go to the "back store" (the little stop n rob at the back of the nieghboorhood) well the bayou in this area was NEVER up higher than an inch of water or so, unless it was flooding rain. so kids took roofing tile (the concrete stuff) and threw them down to make a path, as far as i know this path still exists there, but anyways, after a while the tile settles, some of it sticking out like it was throwin into the ground and sticking up. well me and my friends road our bikes through, and normally we jump off and walk them across, but me being the big shot flew through...i ended up hitting the tile that was verticle, and flipping over my handlebars, but thats not it. when i did so, my hand got jamed in the brakehandle, breaking all 4 of my fingers. then i landed on my head and flipped, and had the air nocked outa me. that sucked

when i was 10 or so, being an idiot, i thought i could jump from the roof of my friends house to his trampoline...long story short, i missed. i ended up on my head (god knows how) and thought i broke my neck, turns out i just had one hell of a sprain.

also, throughout my ilfe, ive been in quite a few fights... the most pain ive ever suffered is from fights. i tend to hit hard, and when i make a direct blow, i nearly always damaged my hand. i have no nuckle on my pinky finger (the cartilage for my nuckle jamed back) so its kinda deformed...i have a lump a bit far back which is my nuckle, and its flat where there SHOULD be ab ump. ive fractured my hands multiple times, had to pull a tooth out of my left hand, ive been hit with baseball bats in my back and legs, had my kneecap nocked out via baseball bat (couldnt walk for a very long time) but ive healed pretty good, although i have bad knees now.

those are about all my best stories that i can think of atm...

[icastbigspells]

Football broken ankle 3 times 2 on 1 and 1 on the other Tore my calf muscle and Pulled my thigh .. Broken ribs and bruised ribs Cracked chin

[Jimbo]

lets see...

at like age 5 i broke my arm,danm school playgrounds....

then i started skating when iw as about 12....

i broke my wrist when i was 13,broke my other wrist when i was about 14..then i broke my collar bone,then i broke 3 fingers(all at once) , that what i get for skating...

[icastbigspells]

OT: Whats your sig from jim
On topic: I have broken many finger type but those are sissy type bones

[Jimbo]

Originally Posted by icastbigspells

OT: Whats your sig from jim
On topic: I have broken many finger type but those are sissy type bones

my sigs from donnie darko,a pwn movie i suggest you go watch it.


and yeah,fingers are sissy bones,but try breaking three at once... it hurts man.. trust me

[Ntrik_]

I broke all my fingers at 2 years of age when my brother pushed me off the bed, and I landed on my fingers,

good old days, when your infant brother would push your infant self lolol

[icastbigspells]

I broke 3 toes when me and my 2 other friends were playing ninja and we both kicked eachother and he kicked my toes and they broke so I pushed him in wet cemete and he threw a brick at me... It was a good day

[Zerglite]

sprained my ankle, cant remember how though

thats all

im so non-accident prone

[-Azrael666-]

I have way, way too many injuries to list. A lot of tearing, bruising, swelling, slicing, bleeding, twisting, etc. Between goofing off, sports, and accidents, I've had innumerable injuries. There was only one of them that I can remember going to the emergency room for though, the rest I either shrugged off or went to the doctor at least 12 hours later.

I was hanging out with a bunch of friends, and we walked to a playground just to mess around. A couple people went up to the top via the stairs, and I climbed straight up the side. There was a pretty large gap at the top between my side and theirs, and this was about 10 feet off the ground. I jumped the gap anyways. The problem was that when I leapt, the metal bar I had been balancing on was wet and my foot slipped. My foot didn't quite make it to the other side, and instead my shin took the full force straight on the metal bar I was jumping to. I fell backwards, and after falling the ten feet to the ground, landed on my upper back and blacked out. After I was somewhat recooperated by my friends, I noticed the throbbing pain in my shin, and I pulled up my pant leg enough to see a huge lump on my shin, with blood flowing out of it, soaking my jeans and leg, and something white sticking out. Well, I didn't know if it was broken, and said I'd be fine, but my friends wouldn't let me chance it. They propped me up and walked me to one of their cars, then we all piled in and I sat on one of their laps since there wasn't enough seating. They drove me to the emergency room and stayed there for the three hours it took for me to get out. It ended up not being broken, they said the white stuff was torn tissues or something. Then my parents showed up and seemed pissed or something that it wasn't broken, and one of my friends was like "Hey, we made him come. Better safe than sorry."

Originally Posted by icastbigspells

OT: Whats your sig from jim

OMGZ DAI GHEY FAG NUBCAEK!!!1

Originally Posted by Jim Morrison

my sigs from donnie darko,a pwn movie i suggest you go watch it.

Quoted for truth.

[ArtOfProtoss]

I've never seen Donnie Darko. What's it about?

[Brandon]

okay back ON topic, when i was about 1 and 3 months old i wak'd my head ( eyebrow ) on my crib and got 9 stiches and no hiar will ever grow there,

When i was 2 my bottom 3 front teeth went threw my lip and got 11 stiches.

Ive rode my skateboard off my friends roof into the grass while doing a 360 backflip, and landed on my akle shattering it,

and i bet ive gotten the most injuries at the youngest age,

[Dragnskull]

@mardoxide: maybe you should just stop moving your body all together... cause my god... u started off life kinda painfully.

my (x) cousin-inlaw Brian stuck a christmas ordament through his lip when he was about 3 or 4. then when his mom saw, she freaked out, and thats when he started crying.

if she didnt freak he woulda been fine =/ and would ahad his lip pierced =/

[Darkmatter]

Stiches, twice. Once, I was teasing my enighbors dog by running back and forth. I was in our living room at the time, and their dog was over by the t.V. staring at me. I kept running back and forth until in a flash, the dog lunched out and got a lock right on my face. I have scars around my mustache and below my bottom lip because of that dog. I also had to get stiches, and it made me look like a man!

And the other time. Easter. I was getting eggs. Like a good little boy. My cousin was being mean to me and trying to jack my eggs, so I wan away from her and bumped my head on a stump sicking out of a low branch of my grandmothers fig tree. Well, i didnt think much of it, I was a hard-headed little punk back then and pain never slopwed me down. My mom grabbed me and said she could see in my head, and I guess I cracked my head open that day. So they rushed me to the hospital and fixed me up, and it seemed like I had blue hair gowing out of my head due to the sitches.

[_JaKE]

when i was like 4 i cut off my pinky finger, the doc sewed it back on, really scary back then.
other than that not really anything...

[Induhvidual_1]

left eye, around 5-6 stitches, baseball bat injury, i was a dumb kid back then

hit a car, my brother got more compensationthough i was injurted more in teh knee but his injury was near the eye, (which was hypothetically more "critical")

[ArtOfProtoss]

I also rode into diches and pitched off roots and bumps on my bike. It really surprises me my balls are still intact.

[Velvet]

ok at our elementary school i was riding my bikeand i was doing a catwalk.i fell right over like a tree being chopped down. i stood up i felt nothing.i pick up the bike and one of the skateboarders we were with was like "HOLY SHIT DEVIN LOOK AT YOUR LEG!" . I looked down. There was a hole on the inside of my leg about 1 1/2 inches Around it was about 1 inch deep. there was blood from the hole to my sock gushing blood. My parents were at a biker rally so i stayed with my freind. my freinds mom didnt have my insurence card so i had to lay around with a huge hole in me for 2 more days until my parents got back from vacation. they got back and took me to the hospital to get stitches and i didnt get any because the wound was more than a day old. it was so painful after i noticed the hole