http://www.sock-monkey.com/pants.html
After visiting this site, I decided to send them an email about my pants abduction. And I must tell you all, its true! Aliens do abduct our pants! Just wear Jeans and you'll be safe! Read below for full story:
"Oh man.. where to begin.. where to begin, such an adventurous days for me it was...
I guess I'll start off from saturday (Feb 19), I was on computer, chatting, doing my homework for school, etc etc, it was just another ordinary saturday for me. However things changed, fast. It was exactly 5:39 pm as I remember, I could not forget the time, my windows flung open, and there, I saw 2 silvery looking creatures, slim, with 2 big dark eyes, that reflected the lights in the room. They both looked at me, it felt as if they were looking through my body! I was totally terrified of course, I mean, it had to be aliens, but on the other hand, I was excited, excited to see these aliens, but the excitement died half a second later. They just suddenly grabbed my pants! (I was wearing sweat pants), you have no idea how surprised I was when they grabbed my leg, I yelled "No!! Take my Jeans! I beg you! Please!!", however, they replied "No." Just like that, they could speak English! So I spoke in my native tongue, and they could still understand me. So I was kicking them off and all, they were having trouble taking the pants away from me. So instead of taking the pants, they took my whole body in to their ship!
Of course, I got scared, absolutely terrified, I went unconscious, well I think I did, I did feel some sharp pain in my head when their eyes met my eyes. When I woke up, I was in this, room, just a room, white room, totally white. I yelled and yelled, but I got no response, I was hungry too, and then, I think about 2 or 1 hour, I dont know, I didnt have watch with me so I may be off by like 30 minutes or so, those aliens suddenly appeared, and they told me "Surrender your pants, or prepare to meet your doom! However if you do surrender your pants we'll give you 3 more jeans for you to take, we already have too much jeans." So thats how it was! They must've been taking our pants ever since they came out! So I gave them my sweat pants, and I got jeans. Then I was teleported, or something thats the best possible explaination I could give, out of this room. and I could see Jupiter! Man, it was beautiful, I never thought I could see Jupiter in my life! Then I saw bunch of rooms, they let me go in and look around the ship of course, so I just went into rooms, and found, billions, and I mean billions or maybe more, of pants, all folded neatly, by types and colours, and I found out that there was like 10 rooms filled with jeans already. I also saw those pants people wore in medival times, it was quite an, astonishing experience, to find out that there were extra-terristerials all along, looking at us from the sky, and taking our pants randomly.
And well, when I fell asleep after looking around, I found myself in my bed, back in my room, in the very next day! So basically,. all I have to say is that, Aliens do exist, and they take our pants randomly! Just wear Jeans and they wont take your pants!
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-Mike"
What did I tell ya, I told you they take our pants!
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http://www.sock-monkey.com/y2k.html
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