A Joke for the Artistic

[Khull]

Q: "How many Surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
A: "Fish!"

Now, explain the reasoning behind this. "Fish" seems like an odd answer to a joke like this, yet it makes perfect sence.

Who can figure it out?

[Auron]

What is a lightbuld?

[Khull]

Originally Posted by Auron

What is a lightbuld?

I dunno, you tell me.

And thanks for nothing.

[IceDevil9]

Defintion of Surrelism:

the principles, ideals, or practice of producing fantastic or incongruous imagery or effects in art, literature, film, or theater by means of unnatural juxtapositions and combinations

I don't much care for jokes that require much thinking, because it takes the humor out of it.

-Frank :cool:

[Onmyoji the Hidden]

Is it a reference to Dali?

[Magikarp]

Uh, the answer was "fish" becuase "fish" is an obscure answer, like surreal art...

[Khull]

Originally Posted by Rygon

Uh, the answer was "fish" becuase "fish" is an obscure answer, like surreal art...

Bingo.

So yea, this one was more geared towards the artistic.

[_CM]

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
23 to say "thank you" for changing the light bulb
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

copied... lame joke... need cheering up... meh....