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Old 12-28-2004, 01:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"Legislating your sex life"

Read the whole thing. Its about some of the laws about sex. I didnt know some of that stuff was illegal.

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Old 12-28-2004, 04:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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If coRt sells a dildo, he'll get 5 years of jail! OMG I'm so hacking his computer and placing a bid on ebay.
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Old 12-28-2004, 06:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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aahahahahah thats so dumb. if anyone gets arrested for something like that, i garuntee the law will be revoked. they are simply way outdated. still a load aof bullshit, and reminds me how much i hate politicians.. too bad theyre all a bunch of pansies too afraid to do anything for fear of being called radical, or for fear of OH MY GOD, STANDING FOR SOMETHING!! who says i cant have anal sex? **** you, im not forcing you to do it. hell, no ones even forcing you to watch. whats it hurt? this is one of those things that is funny as hell, but pisses me off beyond belief at the same time.
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Old 12-28-2004, 06:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That's so sad. So incredibly retarded.
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Old 12-28-2004, 06:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That is total bullshit if it is true. Just because they make the laws,
doesn't mean that they should to go intruding into peoples' personal
business. What people do behind closed doors is their own business.
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Old 12-28-2004, 07:08 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That is total bullshit if it is true. Just because they make the laws,
doesn't mean that they should to go intruding into peoples' personal
business. What people do behind closed doors is their own business.
It is true, I rember the sodomy case a few years ago. it was a huge deal and on the front page of the newspaper here in texas. :yum
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Old 12-28-2004, 07:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Ugh. I don't even know what else to say. It's just stupid.
I thought that in the "land of the free", people were allowed
to make their own personal decisions as long as it didn't harm
anyone else and did not contradict other laws.
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Old 12-28-2004, 08:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Put it this way. Oral sex is banned in Malaysia, anal sex is banned in Malaysia, and both carry jail terms and whipping/caning unless you are a minor (in which case there may be a chance you can be charged as a non-minor if you are almost 18), there is only one licensed sex shop in Malaysia, sex is taboo in Malaysia, and public displays of affection (i.e. holding hands) is illegal in Malaysia.

Yet..... YET, Islamic men are allowed to take multiple wives.

*finds this pretty ironic**
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You know how stupid and pathetic that is? That goes against our human rights for one, and it goes against our 'freedom' we have. Sorry to say, but I will go and **** any girl in a hotel room in any state. They have a problem with it, I'll go meet big buddy inside the state correctional facility. Because I am staying with my rights and I will never abandon those rights.l

God bless New York for being democratic, woohoo!!!
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Old 12-28-2004, 09:41 PM   #10 (permalink)
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And how do the police happen to catch people committing sodomy?
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And how do the police happen to catch people committing sodomy?
Well, if the girl (or guy) goes and reports her (or his) 'attacker'.....*
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Old 12-28-2004, 11:30 PM   #12 (permalink)
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In quebec, where I live, if you find someone to be an homosexual, it is perfectly legal to bring him out in the public place, and whipe him. And you can also marry at the age of 14.

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Old 12-28-2004, 11:39 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Ugh. I don't even know what else to say. It's just stupid.
I thought that in the "land of the free", people were allowed
to make their own personal decisions as long as it didn't harm
anyone else and did not contradict other laws.
I hear anal sex is actually quite painful untill you get used to it. You might want to ask cort though, I think he has some first hand knowledge.
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Old 12-29-2004, 01:30 AM   #14 (permalink)
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We dont have any stupid sex laws in Greece but if you ride a bicycle without a driver's licence you can be arrested
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Massachusetts doesn't enforce any of those laws, hell, we legalized gay marriage in our state. That's a green light for sodomy in my book. Gay men, grab your Astroglide and come see us in Massachusetts, a pro sodomy state!
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