so yah about two hours ago i got caught...

[l33t bunny master]

so ya about two hours ago i got caught for smokin pot in our sacrad christian home...so here's my story.


so i'm sitting at my computer desk rolling 8 blade hoots. i check my watch it's 11:10pm. i go grab my blades and a torch to heat it with. i spark the torch, i got the blades red hot then enjoyed my first blade hoot. 7 hoots later i was stoned and listening to mettalica. after i got all my paraphenalia put away i decide i'd do my math review which was due for the next day. so i open up my books, greb my pen and commtinue to write down #7. all of a sudden a knock at the door..its my dad....he wants me to open the door...i say im doing my homework and that he should go away...he again says louder and firmer "open the door"... as stoned as i was i decided it would be a good idea to open the door and confront them. I open the door and the first thing my dad says is "thee's a funny smell amidst in this house...you know what it is?" i say mostly nothing because i'm too stoned. he then blurts out "are you smoking pot in there?". OMG what do i say! well i said yeah of course i'm smoking pot. shocked my dad summons me too the living room where he proceeds to lecture me about his drug addictions were bad and that God is the only drug you need. so i'm like in this euphoric state where i just nodd and say yes if he asks a wuestion...so about two hours later and feeling a lot more guilty, i decided to sit at my computer and tell my story to friends and forum dwellers alike. so now here i am concluding my storie.



so what i want out of this thread is that if you have a story from when you got plz do tell.

[l33t 0n3]

don't post when stoned!

I can hardly read that post, please repost when you're not baked.

[l33t bunny master]

well then don't post if you can't read bitch!!!!!

[Roach Of Discord]

Errrrrrrrm........whaaat???

I can't read it either. Wtf does it say?

[Kao]

I can read it, something wrong? Oh, and kick your dad in the nuts, Weed is nothing. ****ing Christians. They should all get crucified or something.

[minny]

you remember things when your stoned?
i've heard you dont remember a thing

[phreakerhaxxor]

Weed is pussy, it makes you feel good, and ****s you up in the long run, i'd rather take a couple shots because it kicks my ass, and doesn't hurt in the long run.

[l33t bunny master]

ohh shit im replying again while stoned...so ya i like still ok but like this thread was meant to have stoner stories ok.

[Static]

That is going lightly, damn. Didn't even give you a christian beating to remember not to.

Weed is nothing to be afraid of. After you get caught acouple of times you must then make them realize the weed aint goin no where. Parents are more afraid of alcohol cause it is much more noticable and can lead to worse things danger wise. With weed the worst that can happen is you get real thirsty.

Lig a guing gligga gigga googa gwey oh go.

[Misterwhippy]

I got caught with weed one time by the cops. The cop held up the ciggerettes I had and said "these, well these will kill you." Then help up the weed and said "this, this just makes you feel goofy for a little bit, makes you laugh, I'm not to worried about this" he took our shit and left. perhaps you shouldnt be so wreckless and smoke in your house with your parents home...?

[sprucegoose]

shots are over rated....and they do **** you up possibly as bad as weed (supposedly, i think all this healthy living shit is crap) anyways yea man dont smoke in the house lol go outside at least people can smell that shit a mile away

[Venice_native]

You can smoke. You're so cool.

[Misterwhippy]

Originally Posted by Venice_native

You can smoke. You're so cool.

thank you for that very impressive insight venice...

get a 12 ounce bottle, burn a hole in it, and stuff 3-4 dryer sheets in it. blow all your hits through the top of the bottle, no more smell. just smells like dryer sheets and not weed.

[TheNamelessYam]

Originally Posted by Venice_native

You can smoke. You're so cool.

your just like AxL, minus any originality and taste AxL had.

really though l33t, what was going through your mind when you smoked it IN YOUR HOUSE....when your PARENTS were home? you didnt even use a cover up like mr. whippy explained, you were just asking for one of those lame speeches. as far as i know you get those speeches for being caught with porn, and being caught with drugs. i wonder what else there is.. maybe ****ing while your parents are home..

[Venice_native]

Or, you could smoke in a non-contained area?

[jd-inflames]

When I used to smoke, I always had at least THAT much respect to smoke outside so that my parents wouldn't be upset about it, then again, they didn't care much...so as long as it was outside it was fine.

One thing that I've learned, don't do anything unless you are prepared for the potential consequences. Sure, you won't have as much "fun" (god what an awful word...), but you won't have to deal with as much.

[Raccoon]

Why the hell do people smoke up by themselves? I just don't see the point. Go out with friends and do it or you're a loser.

[Jenny]

A better question would be 'Why do people smoke up anyways?' Regardless, maybe people do it by themselves because they're lonely inside. 133t, maybe you should consider investing in a dog or something to make you no longer feel empty inside and waste your time smoking marijuana by yourself.

[jd-inflames]

Wait...hold on a second..*question:raisehand*...Did Jenny just leave the WC3 forums? Hmm...welcome to the outside world, girly

[Jenny]

I still lurk around the WC3 section..It's just really boring there usually. I also realized I really suck at WC3 so I can't really help anybody there. Thanks abunch though, Jayde.