Final Fantasy Players....

[thebastardsword]

1. You use the word "spoony" at least once everyday.
2. You renamed your cat Cait Sith or Mog.
3. You prefer using a bird for transportation.
4. You think you can go into anyone's house without permission.
5. You refuse to leave home without your armor and a weapon.
6. You named your roll-on luggage "Interceptor" and talked to it as if it were a real dog.
7. You have a FF tattoo.
8. You have nightmare's about Imps.
9. You officially changed your name to that of a FF character.
10. You believe you and your friends can save the world.
11. You have a thing for crystals.
12. You believe your sword will come back to you on its own if you leave it somewhere.
13. You try to do battle with your dog as a weapon.
14. You don't seem to understand why it takes you longer than a minute to get anywhere.
15. You believe monsters come from the sky.
16. You made your cat look like a moogle.
17. You will only ride on airships.
18. Silver is normal for a hair color.
19. You get into a ton of fights in the hopes of receiving gil and EXP.
20. A person that is trying to kill you for absolutely no reason is perfectly normal.
21. Hate all large corporations with a passion.
22. You prefer having a talking animal, old man, an introvert, a weird freak, and young child in your party.
23. You are in love with a FF character and no one else can ever take their place in your heart.
24. You call all learning institutes Gardens and try to stay there as often as possible.
25. You have to have a friend named "Cid".
26. If there is no one named Cid, you find it extremely abnormal.
27. You about died when something bad happened to one of your favorite characters.
28. You believe castles are able to go underground.
29. You believe that all pirate captains are transvestites.
30. You call your mother JENOVA.
31. You start to laugh like Kefka.
32. You always meet two guys named Biggs and Wedge.
33. The only place you want to go on vacation to is the Gold Saucer.
34. When you're suprised you say, WARK?!
35. Your leader cross-dresses.
36. You believe that you are able to live in a coffin for 30 years straight and still look only 27.
37. You go on a quest to find the "Promised Land".
38. You believe all scientists are the devil's work.
39. You try to draw magic from someone you are fighting with.
40. You can use a dictionary as a weapon against evil.
41. You believe you can communicate with the planet.
42. You believe you will get attacked if you walk off your chosen path and into the grass.
43. A guy with a tail is normal.
44. Animal people are normal.
45. As a villian you seem to really like fire.
46. You call all fat women, 'elephant lady.'
47. You believe your lost love is still waiting as a ghost for you behind a waterfall.
48. You believe that your grandfather can float.
49. You don't even know who you are anymore.
50. You go on a quest to find the HoneyBee Inn, so you can hold a Bachelor Party.
51. You think that chocobo would be better tasting than chicken.
52. You believe you have an attack called the 'Bum Rush', which you run around trying to perform.
53. You think that there is a man trapped inside your basement who has been there for 30 years.
54. You think that you can make a deck of cards and a set of dice into lethal weapons.
55. Before you eat fish you always ask if it was a fast swimmer.
56. You believe that FF characters are actual people that the 'Empire' has imprisoned.
57. You stole all of your mom's crystal jewelery, so you could get different job classes.
58. You renamed your little brother 'Gau.'
59. When someone got you pissed off you drew their picture and expected it to come to life and beat the hell out of them.
60. You carry a frozen lobster everywhere with you, believeing that it is an esper and will protect you when the need arises and also that you can learn spells from it.
61. You can unsheathe a 6ft. long sword. (the_man_in_crimson)
62. Bartz is normal for a first name.
63. You wish that you could play Chocobo Polo or have Chocobo **** Fights.
64. You find out that you're actually related to a huge monster that you're fighting.
65. You hum the chocobo theme song in the bathroom.
66. Your best friend is trying to kill you for no apparent reason the next day.
67. You prefer a Chocobo that can run 175 mph to a car.
68. You know better than to piss off a moogle.
69. You were deprived from FF for a week and you went into a coma as a result.
70. You think that your marble collection is materia, and try to fight battles with them filling your pockets.
71. You've made Al Bhed, your new language.
72. You brag to your friends that you are the Champion of Blitzball. (the_man_in_crimson)
73. You go outside in the middle of a thunder storm and hope to be struck by lightning, and evade it 200 times in order to get a prize. (the_man_in_crimson)
74. You recognize your son, or anyone for that matter, as 'Dumbass'.
75. You begin to talk like Kimahri.
76. You take dolls around with you as a backup in case your other weapons fail. (the_man_in_crimson)
75. You don't find Wakka, an odd name.
76. You begin to think that though Seymour has a gay voice, he can still beat the crap out of Kuja easily.
77. You begin to wonder what exactly Ronsos use those horns for.
78. You go into a bar and order a glass of milk.
79. You refuse to ride in a car anymore, because it is 'forbidden machina', and insist upon riding a tricycle everywhere that you go.
80. All of your world leaders are already officially dead.
81. You walk around with your arm tucked into your coat sleeve like it were in a sling, and wonder why people keep staring at you.
82. You've made personal death-threats to the Chocobo Trainer in the Calm Lands, since you still can't get a time of 0:00.00.
83. You believe that Shoopuf milk is better than liquor any day.
84. You begin to wonder how Lulu gets all of those belts to stay in place.
85. Before you do anything you must consult with Yevon.
86. You believe that, 'Slowly One by One, the Cactuars on Bikanel Island are Slowly Stealing Your Sanity.'
87. You panic at the sight of anything mechanical.
88. You believe that no matter how many times you die, that you'll remain on 'earth', as long as a summoner doesn't send you. (the_man_in_crimson)
89. You tried to become a summoner, walk on water, and failed miserably.
90. You write a note to the government to try and make Blitzball an official sport.

[minny]

you know... i've played final fantasy 2-10 and have never done thouset things

[thebastardsword]

no...but they are a laugh arnt they?

[Samsara]

not really

[Darkmatter]

Not too funny. But.....I did say this to a guy I owned in art class today:


''You've made me mad! To the world of death with you!'' *Crushes Chris paper bird*

[Ntrik_]

Plz dont tell me you wrote that and thought those up.. plz dont...

Ive played FF6~10-2, and Ive never thought about those things, sry. (I read number 1~5 and 90)

[Jimbo]

meh,i read them all,got a few laughs some of them are the funny



******whoot 900 posts *****

[Darkmatter]

Posts: 2702.

Projected post number on monday: 2950.

[Jimbo]

pff,lol 900 post for me = good ^^,meh i mebbe ill get 1k b4 monday =/

[drax]

I've played final fantasy 1-2 ,4-X-2, and I never thought about any of those things.

By the way you post too much Darkmatter.

[¥ôÜ §úçK]

lol i thought some of them were funny expecially the irony of the machina ones

[Renzokuken]

There is also irony within your post Let's see if you can spot it...

[Ntrik_]

Originally Posted by Darkmatter

Posts: 2702.

Projected post number on monday: 2950.

your catching up sir, just dont rape me wiht your 10k post count.

[cxoli]

I've never done any of those things, but reading some of them made me smile.

I think all I've done is compare people to FF characters, had weird FF dreams, and shout some of Brother's lines from FFX-2 (lol Colin :P).

[Chris]

81. You walk around with your arm tucked into your coat sleeve like it were in a sling, and wonder why people keep staring at you

I never realized why Auron did that in the first place. I had one of my friends do that once, it kinda aroused attention :fwink