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[R[s]T]

Rules...

post language tutorial according to theme of the week
post dificulty of the thing being taught
you cant teach english or any made up language

theme=french

Good morning=Bonjour
Good Afternoon= Bon apprenmidi
Good evening=Bonsoir (sp)

Boy=Garcon
Girl=fille (sp)

I=Je
you=tu
with=avec.

talk=parle
eat=manger

example in sentecne

Bonjour garcon. Je parle avec tu.



post more tutorials here

[Miss]

theme=japanese

kon'nichi wa = hello
watashi = I, me, myself
desu = am, are, is
anata = you
otomo-dachi = friend
Amerika-jin = American
Nihon-jin = Japanese

Example (sentence)

Watashi wa Walker Holly desu.
(In english = My name is Holly Walker)

:P

[Hot Action Akule]

Originally posted by R[s]T
Rules...

post language tutorial according to theme of the week
post dificulty of the thing being taught
you cant teach english or any made up language

theme=french

Good morning=Bonjour
Good Afternoon= Bon apprenmidi l'Apres Midi
Good evening=Bonsoir (sp) Bon Soir

Boy=Garcon
Girl=fille (sp)

I=Je
you=tu
with=avec.





talk=parler
eat=manger

example in sentecne

Bonjour garcon. Je parle avec tu.



post more tutorials here

You need to NEVER post french tutorials again

beleive you mean Bon l'apres midi. And good evening is bon soir. Anyway some quick lessons:

Poutain: (pronounced poo-ton): Prostitute
Merde: ****

Avoir - to have (congigated as:

J'ai
Tu as
Il/elle a
Nous avons
vous allez
Ils/elles ont.

Use in a sentence: J'ai Merde.

Je - i
Tu - you informal
Il/elle - he/she
Nous - we
Vous - you formal
ils/elles - they. (male/female)

Une deux trois quatre cinq six sept huit nerf dix

numbers 1 - 10

Theres so much more i can teach you and almost your whole post is wrong.

[Jason]

Meh, I know some Spanish, but Forged knows it better. He can teach you it.

Tienes un muy pequino pene.

You have a very tiny penis.

[R[s]T]

Originally posted by Miss
theme=japanese

kon'nichi wa = hello
watashi = I, me, myself
desu = am, are, is
anata = you
otomo-dachi = friend
Amerika-jin = American
Nihon-jin = Japanese

Example (sentence)

Watashi wa Walker Holly desu.
(In english = My name is Holly Walker)

:P

last names come first? you have to tell us...




akule- hey man, i think htats pretty good for someone whose failing....

[x42bn6]

Malay - weird language

Good morning - Selamat pagi
Good afternoon - Selamat tengah(-)hari - you can omit the - sometimes
Good evening - Selamat petang
Good night - Selamat malam

Shut up - Diam
F*** - no translation

Boy - lelaki
Girl - perumpuan

I - saya/aku
You - kamu
With - bersama

Talk - cakap/kata
Eat - makan

I would like to smack you, asshole - Saya hendak menampar kamu, bodoh
Or in slang - Aku nak menampar kamu, bodohsia

[dP]

language- peasant

Good morning- please dont hurt me
good afternoon- please dont still hurt me
good evening- dont hurt me please
good night- AHHHHH!!!

i agree/yes- please dont hurt me
no- yes

I- you
Me- you
We- you

talk- serve
eat- lick

i would like to smack you, asshole- please dont behead me
or in slang- please dont chop off my ****

give me the money- please spare me

[Miss]

DEAD_PeASENT2 read this again

"you cant teach english or any made up language "

And yes you say your last name first in japanese. (You don't have too but its more polite to say your last name first as thats how to address someone)

[SouLess]

I used to know drow fluently, to bad that all went to hell like 2 years ago.

I know that
Tu'jol Lil Elamshinae Del Quar'valshar
means
Beyond The Grace Of God..

But other than that, I'm completely shot on it.

[Iliaran]

Mandarin:
Good morning= Zaw an
Good Afternoon= doesn't exist
Good evening= doesn't exist (closest thing is wan an=good night)

Boy= nan sun
Girl= nuw sun

I= Wo
you= Ne
with= gun (there are multiple variations, it all depends on context)

talk= chiyang
eat= Che

shut up: biy zway

example in sentecne

Ni hun bun
(you are very stupid)

Phrases you might find useful if u ever meet a mandarin speaking person of the opposite sex:

Wo ay ni: I love you

Wo shikhan ni: I like you

Arabic:
Good morning= sabah al khayr
Good Afternoon= doesn't exist
Good evening= doesn't exist

Boy= walad
Girl= bint

I= Ana
you= Inta/Inty (masculine/feminine)
with=Maa

talk= Itkalam/itkalamy (there are multiple variations, it all depends on verb tense and context)

eat=Aakil, Aakily

Your guide to swearing in arabic:
Ilaan (who/what you're swearing at) (its like the worse swear word there is in arabic)

Intab/Inchab (shut up)

Ihmar/Ghabiy (dumbass, in a sense)

Gus umak: mother #*(&er (sorta)

Khaneeth: gay (its a swear word cause of how modern arabic is sort of tied to islam, and islam condemns homosexuality)

Words you might find useful in a relationship:
From a guy to a girl: Ahibach (I love you)
From a girl to a guy: Ahibak

example in sentecne:

(Athin ina hatha yukafiy)
(I think this'll do for now)

[Jason]

Wow, most of these languages are Asian.

Shocker.

[AxL]

German

Nein=No
Ja=Yes

Danke=Thank you

Auf Wiedersehen=Good bye

[Iliaran]

lol AxL, thats about as much german I know from playing ET

[Speedy]

German: (this is all my friend i know nothing about speaking german)

Wie geht es ihnen?= how are you?

Rauben sie meinen Esel und essen sie tier auspumpen= Rape my donkey and eat animal poop

AxL ist eine Kippe, die keine lkes.=

Jason ist ein reizvolles Tier.= Jason is a sexy beast.

[AxL]

Originally posted by Iliaran
lol AxL, thats about as much german I know from playing ET

Yep. That is where I learned all my german. Learned some new stuff though.

German is the best language. Ever.

[Oxide08]

wee wee (sp?)

yes .... i learned that from family guy...

peter : wow i needa go take a wiked yes

[Jason]

I want to learn Japanese


[edit]
Rammstein taught me German

German:

Mein Hertz Brennt: My heart burns

Feuer Frei: Fire fly

Du Haste: You Hate ( i think )

Ok Korittke, correct me, I know I'm probably wrong

[Wing Zero]

Spanish
~Finsh later~

Basic: dubble L is pronouced as a y

Yo=I
Tu=You
El=he
Ella=she
Usted=you

Nosotros= We
Vosotros= you(Plural)
Ellos =he(Plural)
Ellas =she(Plural)
Ustedes=They


List of Verbs

AR
Conjugation

Yo o
To as
El
Ella } a
Usted

Nosotros amos
Vosotros ais
Ellos
Ellas } an
Ustedes

To Conjegate just replace the ar in AR verbs for example Cortar=Corto

Cortar=To Cut
Cantar=to sing
Escuchar=to listen
Tocar=to play(instrument)

[Forged]

actually du hast is a play on words it means you have. howver du haste Means I hate. I don't speak german this is what one of my german speaking friends said I could have misunderstood.

[Jason]

I was close