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[luisp]

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[sharksfin.gamer]

Uh... I don't know... watch TV I guess...

[Dark Blade]

I wanna get my dick sucked.

[sharksfin.gamer]

that's nice to hear

[TrOiK]

Originally Posted by Dark Blade

I wanna get my dick sucked.

lmfao. QFT!!!!!

[Gimmi]

i asked how long my penis should be. update with details.

edit:
answer 1
as long as you want
anwer 2:
2 miles
answer 3:

Spoiler:

All conversations are public.
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You asked:
how long should my penis be?
~~
Connected in chat session (17 seconds).
~~
The other user says:
how old are you?
You say:
how old are you?
You say:
seriously
You say:
i need help
He/she says:
ok but what is your age
You say:
13
He/she says:
i would say 3-4 in idk
You say:
i think ive fallen behind =(
He/she says:
lol so have i so no sweet
He/she says:
sweat*
You say:
how big is yours
He/she says:
2.9
You say:
how old are you?
He/she says:
16
You say:
so most 13 years olds have bigger penises than you?
You say:
based on what you said
He/she says:
idk i dont look at there penises
You say:
good point
You say:
does your girlfriend say yours is small
He/she says:
dont got one
You say:
boyfriend?
He/she says:
wtf i cant see what im typeing
He/she says:
no
He/she says:
not gay
You say:
me either then
You say:
are you asain or something?
He/she says:
na
He/she says:
i just suck
You say:
you seem pretty open about it
He/she says:
idc really
You say:
because no girlfriend?
He/she says:
for the most part and cuss its the interwebs nobody can see me
You say:
do your friends know? or do you keep it a secret
He/she says:
not really no they dont care anyway
You say:
thanks for you help, little guy
He/she says:
ok small fry
You say:
hey my penis isnt small im just young
You say:
you're the little guy here
He/she says:
ok ok no need to get bent out of shape
You say:
no hard feelings
You say:
thanks for answering my question

[Uncle_Vanya]

Originally Posted by Gimmi

i asked how long my penis should be. update with details.

edit:
answer 1
as long as you want
anwer 2:
2 miles
answer 3:

Spoiler:

All conversations are public.
~~
You asked:
how long should my penis be?
~~
Connected in chat session (17 seconds).
~~
The other user says:
how old are you?
You say:
how old are you?
You say:
seriously
You say:
i need help
He/she says:
ok but what is your age
You say:
13
He/she says:
i would say 3-4 in idk
You say:
i think ive fallen behind =(
He/she says:
lol so have i so no sweet
He/she says:
sweat*
You say:
how big is yours
He/she says:
2.9
You say:
how old are you?
He/she says:
16
You say:
so most 13 years olds have bigger penises than you?
You say:
based on what you said
He/she says:
idk i dont look at there penises
You say:
good point
You say:
does your girlfriend say yours is small
He/she says:
dont got one
You say:
boyfriend?
He/she says:
wtf i cant see what im typeing
He/she says:
no
He/she says:
not gay
You say:
me either then
You say:
are you asain or something?
He/she says:
na
He/she says:
i just suck
You say:
you seem pretty open about it
He/she says:
idc really
You say:
because no girlfriend?
He/she says:
for the most part and cuss its the interwebs nobody can see me
You say:
do your friends know? or do you keep it a secret
He/she says:
not really no they dont care anyway
You say:
thanks for you help, little guy
He/she says:
ok small fry
You say:
hey my penis isnt small im just young
You say:
you're the little guy here
He/she says:
ok ok no need to get bent out of shape
You say:
no hard feelings
You say:
thanks for answering my question

ROFL, wow, that really just happened didn't it?

[Darkmatter]

Gimmi is epic win.

I want to be with the girl I like tonight.

[Gimmi]

i also asked how to approach the sensitive question of anal (also an article on fark)
someone said "from behind"
others adivced me not to.
then i asked about double dippind
DONT DO THAT
EVER
SERIOUSLY

this is my new favorite website even when im sober

[Glowpole]

I go there for sex advice

[sharksfin.gamer]

lol I wish I can spend time with the girl I want... though I don't think chucking the chicken would be scheduled anytime soon lol

[Jim Morrison]

Hi guys im asking here because the other night someone said my penis is small..

Is it small if im 2.9?

[munchyman]

No.
It's miniscule. Footlong or GTFO.

actually, is that length or width? Also, there are young impressionable children about! edit! edit!!

[Darkmatter]

Originally Posted by Jim Morrison

Hi guys im asking here because the other night someone said my penis is small..

Is it small if im 2.9?

Depends on the color of your skin. :o

[Johnny]

Originally Posted by Jim Morrison

Hi guys im asking here because the other night someone said my penis is small..

Is it small if im 2.9?

2.9 feet is pretty big.

[Jim Morrison]

way to miss the joke