How to get some

[x42bn6]

Use this for inspiration, of course...



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[Malcom Sex]

yeah, not

[Roach Of Discord]

I don't get it..at all.

[Airgoh]

what the **** is this **** man

[Chris]

He basically thinks he is special because he hates boobs and he knows most of us like big boobs, so he is being optimistic about it.

Is there ANYTHING wrong with this picture?

[Wing Zero]

Originally Posted by Chris

Is there ANYTHING wrong with this picture?

if its in japan... no
any where else. yea

[Laharl]

No, theres nothing wrong with that picture.

[Chris]

Japanese anime capitalism at its finest.

[Roach Of Discord]

Visions of anime haunt my nightmares. Seriously, anime is scary.

[little-cheeze]

i hate 12 year old anime girls they ****ing make me sick when they talk to me on msn there like ^_^ lolz :P omg =_=; -_- JESUSFUKINGCHRIST

[Dragnskull]

Originally Posted by little-cheeze

i hate 12 year old anime girls they ****ing make me sick when they talk to me on msn there like ^_^ lolz :P omg =_=; -_- JESUSFUKINGCHRIST

somehow i doubt girls talk to you.

[Amantis]

x42. Dude. You could do better than that to get yourself laid.

- Amantis

[x42bn6]

Indeed, I'm going to buy a Fleshlight now.

What is a Fleshlight? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfs6YAYeJ10*

[Flashosaurus]

i make the cheaper version of a fleshlight when im really in the mood

YouTube - How to make a homemade sex toy

[x42bn6]

Yours doesn't boast 2 million dollars spent in research and development on it, unlike the Fleshlight.

Here's a satisfied customer's opinion:

It's not the Fleshlight's fault, really. Just the fact that trying to use the one I ordered for my 34th birthday has rammed home the basic fact that I am a loser and that I am never going to get laid in my life.

I am apparently both too small and too big to use the Fleshlight. Small in the ***** and big in the grossly overweight stomach. The result is that I apparently can't get very deep into the thing and experience the ribbing and other textures.

I ordered four inserts at once, three supertights with the three sorts of textures -- wave, ribbed, bumped -- and one ultratight. With all of them I have been having an incredible struggle to find a comfortable position to get in with my enormous stomach to allow for using the thing long enough to get off. I apparently developed a way to masturbate by hand that deluded myself into thinking I was normal. I am obviously not. I can only seem to go about an inch and a half into this Fleshlight before my fat gets in the way and the smallness of my ***** defeat the purpose. The incredible depression of the experience makes it hard for me to stay erect as the whole time I am thinking about what a deformed, out-of-shape loser I am, so I end up only half hard or less.

Today is my 34th birthday. I have never had a girlfriend in my life, due to being a shy fatass with an ugly skin condition that I was afraid of having anyone see by taking my clothes off. I am so incredibly ****ing lonely and depressed. I just want to be able to hug a woman, to hold her in my arms. Sex is frankly secondary to me, which is lucky given that I haven't had any except with my own hand.

I bought this thing thinking I would treat myself and make myself happier, but it has just driven home how ****ed I am. I guess my only hope at this point is to find a woman who doesn't mind me only using oral sex on her because my ***** obviously doesn't work very well.

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[Wing Zero]

yep. humanity will sure live on with important inventions

[Chris]

I am disturbed by your sex toy methods, yet you dislike boobs Jason.

[Roach Of Discord]

Wing..

I hate you..

[Chris]

He has tarnished the awesomeness known as Yoda.

[Wing Zero]

Originally Posted by Roach Of Discord

Wing..

I hate you..

lololo and chan destroys another life
if was funny when i found that pic. it was a thread about some ones dead sister

Originally Posted by Chris

He has tarnished the awesomeness known as Yoda.

Yaddle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia