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04-21-2008, 10:35 AM
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| I hate me, do you?
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Joe's Garage. Age: 20 Posts: 3,912
| This goes out to all the men... ladies stay out ;)
Apparently it's possible to devise some kind of mangina-looking sore on your taint.
Its not funny nor good business when it feels like someone was cuttin coke on your tender grundel. I took a handheld mirror and went spread eagle to check out the area and it looks like a red slit... its odd i thought.
Its kinda like when you make a blister... sweaty sweaty balls plus jeans plus friction equals painful... sweatrash? diaper rash? Burns-like-hell-whenever-you-step-rash? basically it looks nasty... 
Anyway what I did was i took an Ice cube and gently carassed the area and made walrus noises for roughly a minute. 
Censor bars 
Has this happened to anyone before? Anyway. Preemptive strike.... baby powder!!!!!
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04-21-2008, 12:21 PM
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| BattleForums Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003 Age: 20 Posts: 2,458
| Re: This goes out to all the men... ladies stay out ;)
Are you referring to chafing? because that happens to me whenever it starts to get warm out, and I am still wearing jeans...It hurts...but will usually heal overnight, because I am not rubbing against it. This usually happens around the same area as well. | 
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04-21-2008, 02:31 PM
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| iconoclast had it coming for years
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: KS Age: 19 Posts: 2,568
| Re: This goes out to all the men... ladies stay out ;)
i guess my balls and dick are too small for this thing to happen or something
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04-21-2008, 09:24 PM
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| Diablo Forum Leader
Join Date: May 2003 Location: Humble, Texas Age: 21 Posts: 6,551
| Re: This goes out to all the men... ladies stay out ;)
ROFL @ last image
omfg cant stop laughing
godly picture.
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04-21-2008, 09:28 PM
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| BANNED
Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 182
| Re: This goes out to all the men... ladies stay out ;)
loose some weight | |
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04-21-2008, 10:00 PM
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| Respected Member
Join Date: May 2003 Age: 24 Posts: 6,033
| Re: This goes out to all the men... ladies stay out ;)
Not to be a serious sally, but isn't this more asylum material? Do we really want this type of crap to be the first thing newbies see?
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04-21-2008, 10:35 PM
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| I hate me, do you?
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Joe's Garage. Age: 20 Posts: 3,912
| Re: This goes out to all the men... ladies stay out ;)
Thats the first sign to show you that you need to stop thinking.
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04-23-2008, 07:13 AM
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| Demon Overlord
Join Date: Oct 2004 Age: 21 Posts: 4,664
| Re: This goes out to all the men... ladies stay out ;)
Lesson learned: Jeans are inappropriate in design for the male anatomy.
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04-23-2008, 12:16 PM
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| I hate me, do you?
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Joe's Garage. Age: 20 Posts: 3,912
| Re: This goes out to all the men... ladies stay out ;)
did anyone think i was gonna show a picture of my shlonger with that gap?
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04-23-2008, 06:30 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Your pants Age: 19 Posts: 2,824
| Re: This goes out to all the men... ladies stay out ;)
i was expecting to see the rash | |
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04-23-2008, 10:33 PM
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| I hate me, do you?
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Joe's Garage. Age: 20 Posts: 3,912
| Re: This goes out to all the men... ladies stay out ;)
which was below my dong
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