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Old 04-10-2008, 12:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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ahahahah!

I have gone mad!
So, I'm moving to Salt Lake. Everyone is mormon, and the beer tastes like piss, and porn is outlawed, but I have a better chance of keeping my sanity there.
so you all will continue to see very little of me for awhile. I dumped that old ****er and am currentlly drifing from couch to couch in this dull, cold, boring little town.
So **** off everyone!
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Old 04-10-2008, 12:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I heard it's salty there. =[
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Old 04-10-2008, 12:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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at least in the winter the snowboarding kicks ass
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Old 04-10-2008, 12:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
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kicks ass here too, jackson hole.
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Old 04-10-2008, 01:11 AM   #5 (permalink)
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porn is outlawed?!? ok thats just not right
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Old 04-10-2008, 01:12 AM   #6 (permalink)
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good maybe u will get off the drugs u silly crack head
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Old 04-10-2008, 01:14 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm pretty sure that's not even a legal ban.
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Old 04-10-2008, 01:34 AM   #8 (permalink)
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look out for those polygamist ranches btw
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Old 04-10-2008, 03:58 AM   #9 (permalink)
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...porn is outlawed...? wtf?
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Old 04-10-2008, 06:38 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Why Salt Lake, miss Torrid?
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Old 04-10-2008, 01:24 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Because its a city, it is miles away from here, and there is a giant japanese speaking jebus.
no porn stores, playboy sure, the mormons don't want that sort of smut in their town.
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Old 04-10-2008, 01:28 PM   #12 (permalink)
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hey look what i came across torrid World's Sexiest Hotel Pools in Style + Design on Concierge.com
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Old 04-10-2008, 02:01 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Playboy is not smut, take a look at one, it is a well published magazine...Penthouse is smut
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Old 04-10-2008, 08:43 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Playboy is one of the most elegant, and culture based magazines on the market these days. It features so very little actual pornography.

Smut magazines are almost anything available anymore in convenience stores. Especially things like People, and fashion magazines.

What do you expect from people who follow the book of moron? Intelligence?
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Old 04-11-2008, 12:16 AM   #15 (permalink)
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like you would know
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he's gay, he knows everything in the sexworld
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I have a *cough* subscription to playboy for... reasons. And needless to say, I have cracked more than one open and read a few articles.
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only you would read an article in playboy
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Because its a city, it is miles away from here, and there is a giant japanese speaking jebus..
Next time, try Greece. You know more people here than in mormon land
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its muslims instead
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