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Old 04-04-2008, 11:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The saddest 6 word essay ever written
Baby shoes for sale. Never worn.
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Old 04-05-2008, 12:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Because babies dying is the saddest thing?

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Old 04-05-2008, 02:22 AM   #3 (permalink)
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any one can say that on ebay
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Old 04-05-2008, 12:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'll take em!
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Old 04-05-2008, 12:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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the babies foot could have been too big, or they are boys shoes, and they had a girl. death is not certain...pessimist
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Yea, it's pretty sad when you are selling baby shoes you bought.
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Old 04-05-2008, 03:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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A 6 word essay, what are you, retarded?

There's terrible grammar in your 'essay' as well.

You get a F.
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Old 04-05-2008, 03:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Just so you know, Ernest Hemingway is said to have considered that his greatest piece of work ever.*
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Old 04-05-2008, 05:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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6 words is far from an essay
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Old 04-05-2008, 06:50 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Sorry, but that is 6 words of fail.
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thats an essay of the future.
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thats an essay of the future.
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Old 04-07-2008, 02:47 AM   #13 (permalink)
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This is the worst thread ever.


There, that's my 6 word story.
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Yeah this thread sucks.
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unfortunately, this thread still actualy exists.
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i was going to write a really mean 6 word essay involving renzokuken and my 16 inch pennis but i dont wanna get in trouble
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:05 AM   #18 (permalink)
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You must be bored.

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This is the worst thread ever.


There, that's my 6 word story.
It doesn't tell a story.*
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