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03-23-2008, 12:52 PM
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| iconoclast had it coming for years
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| crumpler vs folder
the recent popularity and controversy of this article has got me wondering what you bf'ers prefer mental_floss Blog How to Use Toilet Paper
as for myself im a folder...i find that crumpling leaves opportunities for BIG slip ups (if you know what i mean)
"if you ever run out, just remember you’re probably wearing a pair of “emergency bum wipes”… your socks! helped me out of a number of tricky situations, including a job interview and a royal garden party."
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funniest thing i've read all year
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03-23-2008, 01:11 PM
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| Shinigami-chop!
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| Re: crumpler vs folder
u n that website
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03-23-2008, 08:56 PM
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| Re: crumpler vs folder
Folder.
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03-23-2008, 11:33 PM
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| Bite my shiny metal ass!
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| Re: crumpler vs folder
Crumpler all the way. Also of note is that I use coarse-grain sandpaper...it's the only thing that helps me feel clean. | |
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03-23-2008, 11:48 PM
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| Shinigami-chop!
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| Re: crumpler vs folder
who ****ing cares...as long as you wipe away from the balls it doesn't matter..say no to chocolate covered cherries
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03-23-2008, 11:53 PM
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| Bite my shiny metal ass!
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| Re: crumpler vs folder
Be warned though, sometimes smears get up into your crack, at which point crumpling is a bad idea unless you want a brown wrist. | |
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03-24-2008, 01:04 AM
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| BattleForums Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003 Age: 20 Posts: 2,458
| Re: crumpler vs folder
I actually do both...usually I crumple, but there are times I fold. I never reuse though, kind of disgusting. Also, I wipe towards the balls, if you know what you are doing, there is nothing to worry about. | |
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03-24-2008, 02:36 AM
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| Diablo Forum Leader
Join Date: May 2003 Location: under the sea Age: 21 Posts: 3,211
| Re: crumpler vs folder
wtf is up with this thread? weird.
but just so everyone knows, folder.
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03-24-2008, 02:37 AM
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It takes way too long to fold so i crumple
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03-24-2008, 04:41 PM
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| StarCraft Forum Leader
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| Re: crumpler vs folder
Shower.
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03-24-2008, 06:09 PM
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| iconoclast had it coming for years
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: KS Age: 19 Posts: 2,579
| Re: crumpler vs folder
another technique....only utilizes ONE square! rabitt's hole: Boxes of toilet paper
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03-25-2008, 01:38 AM
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| Re: crumpler vs folder
so you take a shower every time you take a dump?
otherwise you prob gots some mad skid marks.
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03-25-2008, 01:41 AM
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| Shinigami-chop!
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| Re: crumpler vs folder
i time my dumbs right before showers also...saves on the tp cost. 1 roll last me bout 2 months...throw in women....2-3 days tops =/
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03-25-2008, 03:22 AM
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| Re: crumpler vs folder
Quote:
Originally Posted by torrid mind  so you take a shower every time you take a dump?
otherwise you prob gots some mad skid marks. | For the most part. Why not, Your ass is sparkly clean afterwards, and it is a great solution to always having rough paper slide up your crack after every dump | |
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