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Old 03-08-2008, 12:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Glowpole, tell us your finger-story.

Yo gp, if I remember correctly, youre missing a whole finger or atleast a part of a finger.

Retell your epic story duuuuude.

Anyone else remember that ****?
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Old 03-08-2008, 12:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Glowpole, tell us your finger-story.

1) He's banned.
2) I thought that was someone else, with the lawn mower. Or are you talking about osmething else.
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Old 03-08-2008, 01:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Glowpole, tell us your finger-story.

Yeah, I have no idea how he did it. Blender or knife, or something.

So this thread is pointless bc of his ban. ****.

Anyways, yo mike. Take any pics lately while playing guitar in the nude.
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Old 03-08-2008, 01:08 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Glowpole, tell us your finger-story.

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Yeah, I have no idea how he did it. Blender or knife, or something.

So this thread is pointless bc of his ban. ****.

Anyways, yo mike. Take any pics lately while playing guitar in the nude.
wasnt that hitsua?

and yeah, i think it was someone else w/ lawnmower
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Old 03-08-2008, 01:15 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Glowpole, tell us your finger-story.

Hitsua used a sock.

Mike used Paint to edit out his dick and went on to tell everybody that his **** really went down to his knees. wtf.

And guys, bf needs to get rid of their censorship, its gay as hell.
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Old 03-08-2008, 12:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: Glowpole, tell us your finger-story.

Jason can vouch for it, I sent him the picture uncensored.
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Old 03-08-2008, 01:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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And guys, bf needs to get rid of their censorship, its gay as hell.
FO REAL!

were on strike, and we aren't gonna work! Were on strike and we want new bikes!

GP will be unbanned like.. tomorrow I think but he said he might not even come back...
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Old 03-08-2008, 05:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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wahtd he get banned for?
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Old 03-08-2008, 05:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: Glowpole, tell us your finger-story.

Posting porn, and it would be better if he didn't come back.

All he did was reply to every ****ing post with more retarded **** =/
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Old 03-09-2008, 12:32 AM   #10 (permalink)
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All he did was reply to every ****ing post with more retarded **** =/
you just described about 80% of the forum members here.
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Old 03-09-2008, 01:23 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Re: Glowpole, tell us your finger-story.

Not really. BUt ok.
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Old 03-09-2008, 01:36 AM   #12 (permalink)
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hey mike macbeth sucks man
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Old 03-09-2008, 01:43 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Yeah, but that syaing ias badass/
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all shakespear did was say a bunch of catchy **** that really has no meaning, or a very simple meaning.

he's so overrated, but thats a whole other topic.
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Old 03-12-2008, 03:14 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Re: Glowpole, tell us your finger-story.

not banned anymore but yea that was me...I sliced 1/3rd top of my finger off on a deli slicer when i was working in a deli...that was not fun, and yet somehow i passed a drug test later that evening...
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all shakespear did was say a bunch of catchy **** that really has no meaning, or a very simple meaning.

he's so overrated, but thats a whole other topic.
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Re: Glowpole, tell us your finger-story.

holy ****.. that sounds painful.
I have only ever nicked my finger on one of those. I'm officially scared of deli slicers now. thanks allot.
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Re: Glowpole, tell us your finger-story.

i cut my nail off in a blender before
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Re: Glowpole, tell us your finger-story.

wow, you must be really stupid!

no but really, how can you do that? did you stick your hand in while it was still going?
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i think its the shock that hurts more than the pain..I just stared at it..for like a min while it shot blood everywhere then i got on the comm and told my manager to come to deli stat and bout passed out =/
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