Am I in deep shit?

[AP]

So I was at these hot springs this afternoon. It was one of those nature ones.
Anyways we were gonna pee in it and throw fizzys in them, but there were these two really fat guys in one. We were gonna go to another one but it was kinda small plus there were two fat ****en people like right next to us.

So they were like drinking like beer or some alcohol our of a ****en jug and I kinda laff so, trying to hide my laughter i began a conversation with them., (I cant just make fat cracks right in front of them).

I asked where are they from and they said America and i replied figures.
They were like what does that mean and im like shit.
So suddenly they got really defensive and fat cracks were exchanged and so we decided its time to leave.

Anyways one of those fat **** comes up and begins to go after me, he couldnt catch me, so I took all their clothes and one of their bags and booked it to my freinds car and we kinda left.

It was pretty funny. There was some food in one of the duffle bags and some cash. THere was a wallet and a change bag in the clothing.

Now I'm starting to think.
I didnt see their car and i kinda took their jacket, and it was a pretty heavy one too, so what if they ****en hiked up to those springs? They had hiking boots too (those brown leather ones with teal toes and etc)

Now they are like ****en naked except for a swim suit and its like ****en freezeing today.

I dont want t be a murderer. ****, hopefully they dont find to fat popsicles the next morning, ****.

But it was funny.

[Lizardbreath]

That's pretty ****ed up imo.

[Andrew]

You stole something, so you could get in trouble for that if they catch you. It's not very funny, even though they were overweight. I'm sure you would hate it if someone stole your money and clothes.

[Bret]

Is this only a foretaste of what is to come when the Asylum shuts down!? I believe this bitter salted food is only the beginning of the entire rotten meal.

[Eric]

You're probably going to be in quite a bit of trouble if you get caught.

[AP]

What are the chances they are still alive?

[Andrew]

Pretty high. I doubt they are dead.

[Lizardbreath]

Originally Posted by Andrew

Pretty high. I doubt they are dead.

If it is snowing than they could be dead but I agree with andrew.

[AP]

Unless they made a run for it or had a cell in the other bag or do have a car.

lol ****en fat ass americans

[Andrew]

Originally Posted by AP

Unless they made a run for it or had a cell in the other bag or do have a car.

lol ****en fat ass americans

You shouldn't be thinking about that now. I would be worried, but that's just me.

[Carbon]

nothin worse than red pubes on the underside of yer scrotum. amiright?

[Qazean]

Originally Posted by AP

So I was at these hot springs this afternoon. It was one of those nature ones.
Anyways we were gonna pee in it and throw fizzys in them, but there were these two really fat guys in one. We were gonna go to another one but it was kinda small plus there were two fat ****en people like right next to us.

So they were like drinking like beer or some alcohol our of a ****en jug and I kinda laff so, trying to hide my laughter i began a conversation with them., (I cant just make fat cracks right in front of them).

I asked where are they from and they said America and i replied figures.
They were like what does that mean and im like shit.
So suddenly they got really defensive and fat cracks were exchanged and so we decided its time to leave.

Anyways one of those fat **** comes up and begins to go after me, he couldnt catch me, so I took all their clothes and one of their bags and booked it to my freinds car and we kinda left.

It was pretty funny. There was some food in one of the duffle bags and some cash. THere was a wallet and a change bag in the clothing.

Now I'm starting to think.
I didnt see their car and i kinda took their jacket, and it was a pretty heavy one too, so what if they ****en hiked up to those springs? They had hiking boots too (those brown leather ones with teal toes and etc)

Now they are like ****en naked except for a swim suit and its like ****en freezeing today.

I dont want t be a murderer. ****, hopefully they dont find to fat popsicles the next morning, ****.

But it was funny.

fake .

[Ashigaru]

gogo community service

[IDefy]

They need to hike if they are obese. In reality you are doing them a favor.

[x42bn6]

Yes, you will. Theft and stuff.

However, there are ways of getting clothes even when they are in trouble.*

[SouLess]

Originally Posted by AP

Unless they made a run for it or had a cell in the other bag or do have a car.

lol ****en fat ass americans

This is very inappropriate and I take offense to it. Warnings plz.

[Lizardbreath]

Originally Posted by SouLeSS

This is very inappropriate and I take offense to it. Warnings plz.

This post was even more rude for pointing out somebody's rudeness. Warnings PLZ.:lame :shit :lol3 :spam

[SouLess]

The post above me is total spam.

Though to the OP, you really do deserve nothing less than a good hard beating. I mean, you always post this rediculous stories about what you do to people. You're either A) one of those kids that things he's a hardass and tries to lie about it over the interner, or B) a total failure in life that needs to get a reality check.

So which one is it?

[Krovvy]

Originally Posted by SouLeSS

The post above me is total spam.

Though to the OP, you really do deserve nothing less than a good hard beating. I mean, you always post this rediculous stories about what you do to people. You're either A) one of those kids that things he's a hardass and tries to lie about it over the interner, or B) a total failure in life that needs to get a reality check.

So which one is it?

I think he covers both, but that's just my opinion.
(or yours)

[QuikSilver]

He is right about americans being fat asses...Its just a stereotype that is right!
If this story is fake...then get a life
If this story is real...then try to return the things (especially the money) because if the cops catch you, you can get a good jail sentence...