A virgin's worst nightmare

[Brandon]

A virgin's worst nightmare

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

Funniest shit ive ever read in a long time. :banana

[Dragnskull]

lol great story

[shimshimheyxD]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!

[LS[ZeRG]]

Originally Posted by shimshimheyxD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!

:spam

Great story. I could see tha ending coming lol

[Ninja_Blue]

omg, that would suck a big one, that story is based off of what happened to me XD jk

[simpleforce]

that - was great

[Vadriel]

To take iMike's place in this one...it was funny five years ago when I first heard it.

[Emperor Pan I]

Damn, there goes my heart. someone call a doctor

[N[U]TS]

Yea I read this one a while back -- great laugh.

[Glowpole]

worst nightmare would be screwing then the girls said she had aids or the clap or somthin

[leonard]

lol that was verry funny i wonder how it turns out though does the guy get laid or not?

[Gimmi]

Originally Posted by leonard

lol that was verry funny i wonder how it turns out though does the guy get laid or not?

... uh...
yeah..something tells me that wasn't an autobiographical novel...

[x42bn6]

Wow, amazing.*

[Dream_Walker]

Old but funny.

[Carbon]

it was aight. i've read better

[Brandon]

Originally Posted by Glowpole

worst nightmare would be screwing then the girls said she had aids or the clap or somthin

haha so true. :banana

[Gimmi]

Originally Posted by Glowpole

worst nightmare would be screwing then the girls said she had aids or the clap or somthin

Then the girl said "I forgot to tell you, back when I was a man, I got aids"
would be worse.

[Arxces]

LOLx10^23!!! A real classic!

[Lizardbreath]

I thought it was pretty funny lol.

[Dark Blade]

Why do you guys keep bringing this old shit up? This has literally been out for years.