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Old 12-19-2005, 09:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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what i don't want for christmas

i'm tired of hearing of what people want for christmas, i want to hear what you don't want.

heres my list in no particular order
1. anal sex
2. leather table cloth
3. mr t jewelery
4. leather socks
5. a monkey
6. jesus action figure
7. a prince albert
8. a lamp made with human skin
9. german shizer films
10. anything from the gap
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Old 12-20-2005, 01:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i'm tired of hearing of what people want for christmas, i want to hear what you don't want.

heres my list in no particular order
1. anal sex
2. leather table cloth
3. mr t jewelery
4. leather socks
5. a monkey
6. jesus action figure
7. a prince albert
8. a lamp made with human skin
9. german shizer films
10. anything from the gap
after all gap stands for Gay And Proud
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Old 12-20-2005, 01:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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i'm tired of hearing of what people want for christmas, i want to hear what you don't want.

heres my list in no particular order
1. anal sex
2. leather table cloth
3. mr t jewelery
4. leather socks
5. a monkey
6. jesus action figure
7. a prince albert
8. a lamp made with human skin
9. german shizer films
10. anything from the roachs cawk hole.

Thats what I wanted
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Old 12-20-2005, 01:58 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 12-20-2005, 02:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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1) I dont want ethanael giving me a bj
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Old 12-20-2005, 02:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
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