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Old 07-31-2005, 09:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Storytime, a must read!
Once upon a time, I was hungry, so my mommy made me bagelbites!


As you can see, I was happy.


Look at the bagel bites, they're so tasty!


So I started to eat them all up.


Ut oh! Theres only half of them left.


I started to feel sad, because I was still really hungry.


So I ate them some more!


But then there was only one.


And I totally showed him who's boss.


But uh oh! Theres no more!


So now I'm sad and crying!
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Old 07-31-2005, 09:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Since you're such a good boy, why not brush your teeth? They're almost the same color as the BagelBites! O_O

...I haven't had bagelBites. Ever.
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Old 07-31-2005, 09:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Wow, that was such an intriguing story...
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So she told me to come over and I took that trip
and then she pulled out my mushroom tip
and when it came out it went drip, drip, drip
I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe kung foo grip
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Old 07-31-2005, 09:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Neither have I.

Are they good?
HOW good?
Do you brush your teeth?
HOW often?
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Old 07-31-2005, 09:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I brush em everytime I go out.
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How often do you go out?
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Old 07-31-2005, 09:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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For how long?

And how much do you go out? Besides for your job and stuff.
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I might have to put this in mah sig. O_O
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Old 07-31-2005, 09:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I actually brush my teeth everytime I take a shower, which is everyday, + i brush for like 30 seconds. I don't really care, cause I can always get those nagger whitening strips
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LMAO! I needed a good laugh. You're just as crazy as I, if not more so.
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OH GOD this is so stupid its funny, LMAO soooo funny :goofy
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Old 07-31-2005, 10:19 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Thats almost up there with that stupid waffle ebay auction.


you made me want bagel bites.....goddamnit.
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i laughed,it was a good read, best part was when there was one left,so u showed it who's boss,the sad face was funny too
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That was pretty funny, roffle.
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that was alot of bagel bites...just wait 30 minutes, then give us the sequel to the story...
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I bet you were going all sad, you were about to break soem more keyboards when you found out there was none left!
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Damn, you ate a lot of those things.
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So she told me to come over and I took that trip
and then she pulled out my mushroom tip
and when it came out it went drip, drip, drip
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...I haven't had bagelBites. Ever.
your so deprived, BagelBites are pieces of heaven sent straight to our core via the Grocery store.
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your so deprived, BagelBites are pieces of heaven sent straight to our core via the Grocery store.
They are pretty good. And they are easy to make and eat. When friends come over I fix like 10 boxes of those things. They are a good snack.
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and then she pulled out my mushroom tip
and when it came out it went drip, drip, drip
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your so deprived, BagelBites are pieces of heaven sent straight to our core via the Grocery store.
Silence Twinkie! Gluttony is a sin, and you commit it with glee! I shall strike you down, with a righteous bolt of slimfast! O_O

If you say so though, I'll go buy some of them when I can. If they're good enough to take pictures of. Thing is, they don't sell a lot of stuff around here as they do in other places...
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