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Old 07-29-2005, 09:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What is it about the opposite sex...

I saw one of these "Axe Sprey" comercials. And it pissed me off!!! I mean, that one sprey gets some girl all horned up enough to pile drive the guy >_<. So demeaning, I sound like a femminest. Anywho, I was wondering what females here think of males, and the males think of the females, what can you not stand of the opposite sex? And what do you love?

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Old 07-29-2005, 09:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I love that they dont have a penis.

I hate that some girls i know stay with a guy even though he cheats on them and they dont leave because they are afraid of leaving that person and dont wat to be alone even though i can treat them much better.
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Old 07-29-2005, 09:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I agree with that fully. I think it's because they have low selfesteem. And they think they've changed, even though they know they don't. And also, they could think that it's their fault that they cheated. Lol, don't have a penis. Yeah, I'm glad to, I don't want to have a brain that small o_-...

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The fact that the chicks I bone want more than a one night stand.
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Old 07-29-2005, 10:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Let's see...*topples over laundry list*

Hates: I hate it when girls think that you aren't good enough to certain standards, how no matter what you always seem to have to try your hardest yet it's never enough. I hate it when women say they are fat, even though they are more perfect then they realize. Most feel as though they need to be rail thin to be attractive, which is disgusting in my eyes. If you aren't healthy, there is no way you are attractive.

Likes: I like it when a woman curls up on me like a cat...I dunno, just makes me feel warm and fuzzy in side.

And to comment on Leviathan, sadly most of the girls I've been intimate with lately refuse to allow it to last The last 4 girls were like that. It makes me sick.
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I love how women are elegant, beautiful, and giddy. It's nice to be like that, I don't know any guy that's like that besides me. Also, they seem to have that ''woman’s'' touch thing going for them, where I do something, and it doesn't work. They do it and it does.

I don't like how they get attached easily, are sometimes naive, and unable to get the strength to fight back against a guy who uses or abuses them, because they're afraid. Then as Daryn said, they stick with him even though he hurts them physically and emotionally because they are afraid of being alone. And if they do break it off, they seal themselves off and don't let themselves like any guys for a long time and vice versa. All it does is cause more pain, because deep down they want to be loved, but are too afraid to.
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Awww, Jd..? Like a cat..? Thats so cute ^_^. And yeah, when girls say they are fat, and DAMN WELL ARN"T it pisses me off, and makes me want to BEAT THEM WITH A SHOVEL!!! But, I usually want to do that to anything that moves <giggle>...

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Old 07-29-2005, 10:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Hate: the "too good of friends to get serious" types. That kind of ticks me off. The best relationships start off with good friendship.

Love: Girls are more fun to be around than guys around here. People around here do nothing but smoke and drink, and (generally) the girls tend to avoid that kind of thing. Since drinking/smoking isn't my thing, we get along well. My girlfriend is kind of bugged by some of the girls I hang out with though...

Plus, they've got good taste in music (generally), they're excellent dancers, and they make better dance partners than most guys.
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Your telling me, in school for swing dancing, this one guy kept flinging me accross the room. I'm so fragile >_<. And I think the reason girls like to stay friends is because they don't want things to go awkward. And if you get into a fight, you won't even be friends again =(. And that'd be sad...

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I enjoy girls who dress nice. That always gets me.

I dislike girls who burp and just act in plain rudeness all the time.
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HEY! I burp, and... sometimes rude >_<. Eh, all that propper crap is boring. But, I do know when to act like a lady, even though it BURNS!!! And my closet consists of all asorted blacks! WOW! I loathe wearing skirts, and dresses =X. But, if the occasion calls for it, I will. Even though that burns too...

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Your telling me, in school for swing dancing, this one guy kept flinging me accross the room. I'm so fragile >_<. And I think the reason girls like to stay friends is because they don't want things to go awkward. And if you get into a fight, you won't even be friends again =(. And that'd be sad...
That's the problem with girls. It's not going to be "awkward" if/when the relationship falls through. If we're real friends, then we'll stay friends. If it does get "awkward," then we'll eventually get over it. I've got three noteable relationships on this issue: #1 is now my best friend--we never dated, but she now regrets that we never did. #2 is a girl that I went out with for a couple months, and we're still excellent friends. In fact, at 6:00 tomorrow morning, I'm going to pick up her and her boyfriend (a good friend of mine, too) and we're heading down to Great America for the weekend. #3 is a girl that I had always felt awkward around, but after we dated for a while, she decided that she would avoid me altogether for the sake of "keeping things from being awkward," paradoxically making things MORE awkward at the same time.

If you're friends, things can always work out.

And as for the dance thing... I'm heading out to a ballroom dance tonight at 8:00 with some friends. The guys are too modest to dance, so they're staying at home. If you're fragile, well... I danced with an 86-year-old woman once, and she turned out ok.
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Lol, 86 >_<. Ballroom dancing?! OHHH I HAVN'T DONE THA IN AGES!!! Huuummm. And yes, I agree I've avoided some guys before due to awkwardness... Guess it's a female thing. But I agree that it will work out over time.

awkward+awkward= such awkwardness >_<

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I don't know why, but I like it when girls play hard to get... Even if they aren't hard to get, I still enjoy the act.
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awkward+awkward= such awkwardness >_<
Yeah, it was awkward. It took me over a year to ask the girl out. What made it awkward was that all our friends knew that I liked her and that she liked me, we just didn't know it ourselves. The relationship lasted a good... almost two months. It ended back in January. Haven't been able to talk to her since, even though we still have the same friends and she lives just down the road.
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Aww, thats sad. Maybe fate will put you together in a predicament so that you have to work together in order to get out! It's dosn't just happen in the movies, ya know. Man, I can be melodramatic sometimes >_<...

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Aww, thats sad. Maybe fate will put you together in a predicament so that you have to work together in order to get out! It's dosn't just happen in the movies, ya know. Man, I can be melodramatic sometimes >_<...

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We had to work together and participate and pretend to have a good time for a friend's birthday once. She got it off easy, though--I had to cart around Carl and Chelsey (the two I'm going on the trip with tomorrow--Chelsey being my other former girlfriend) and I had to sit next to the fat guy in the theater. I may be ticked off at Laura for making things "awkward," but I'm still enough of a gentleman to let a lady have a good time at the movies--even if it's at my own expense...
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Aww, thats really sweet. I'd say for you to try to have a conversation with her, but then she might think you were stalking her >_<...

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I like how a girl is certian of herself and doenst let peer pressure or the media make her have sex with any guy or how some women arnt whores that will be on a street corner willing to give it up for any guy with $20. Like my gf. Also i like how they dress nice and maek themsleves look attractive.

I dislike how some girls are looks only, which includes beign stuck up or conceited and cant cook ceral!. I hate girls that cant cook. I dont believe in women havign to be in the kitchen all day or in the house cleaning but girls i mean Jesus learn to cook clean and do laundry. I also hate girls that are the opposite of what i said in the first paragraph. And girls that think they are too good for guys.

I myself can well kinda cook,(with a cookbook and ingredients then i can) i can clean and do laundry. And with a girl that can do that well then living together will provide for a clean house and some food to eat and clean cloths.
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