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Old 03-25-2008, 12:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 03-26-2008, 10:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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'earth-shattering, toe-curling multiple orgasms.'

I did not read the entire thing-- just skimed through it.

this woman is in need of dick or maybe she should get some toys or something but hell how does she not have time? I mean cmon I know at the end of the day I want to just sit back and relax but i still need the release. Gets rid of stress and it helps me fall asleep fast for some reason.
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Old 03-26-2008, 10:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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so you're a woman?
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Apparently, she hasn't heard of 12:00 am or beyond that.
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Old 03-27-2008, 12:49 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lol the onion alwys has such crzy newz
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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wat a dumb ***** its not liek its hard u just need to stik ur fingers in ur hole and rub jesuys dumb fat lazy ***** its her own falt
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Especially when you can do it when everyone's asleep at 12:00 am.
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Old 03-27-2008, 07:07 AM   #8 (permalink)
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wat a dumb ***** its not liek its hard u just need to stik ur fingers in ur hole and rub jesuys dumb fat lazy ***** its her own falt
These words from the forum's leading authority on the vagina.

On a side note, this chick talks about diddling herself like she's writing a trashy romance novel. "Engorged vulva?" "Shuddered uncontrollably with the powerful release only my dexterous hands can provide?"

"And, until the kids go off to good colleges and I save up enough vacation days to make it worthwhile, I guess getting down on all fours in front of the full-length mirror and slowly working my trusty purple vibrator in and out of my dripping love canal with increasing speed and intensity will just have to wait."

I absolutely pray her children never grow up and find this article.
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She is actually a succubus in disguise. Hunting down men for thier life force, so she can masturbate even longer.
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Old 03-27-2008, 08:16 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Our admin is actually gay in disguise.
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Are all your retarded assumptions based on your own dumb opinions, or do you share your brain with Souless, Jimbo?
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Lol...so that's Jim? Jesus, do he and Mike share a cock too?
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Yeah, I was chatting with Cheeze. I asked him if it was his multi, he said it wasn't, but it was prolly Jimbo. Did a host check, and they match.
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celesbadger remember when i make that bear avatar and u were goin crazy LIKE OMG ITS A ****ING BEAR!!!!!!!!!!
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I've never said you were a homo, but I have said you're a faggot.

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Thanks for answering my question for him. Puppeteer.

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im not answering ****, im just letting you know whats goin on here. it's got nothing to do with jimbo being a mini-me, or gimmi being a mini-me. you claim something about me and im just setteling it straight.

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And he just keeps dancing.
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