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Old 02-25-2008, 08:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dear Eric,

Yes, indeed I do have more toys than you lying around my house. Yes, some of my doorstops you might even consider to be playable "consoles". And yes, you probaly do have more money in the bank than I do (For starters I spend my money really quickly).

But, I know a few things 'bout you:

1. I don't live in my parents' basement
2. I certainly don't brag, or try to make myself feel bigger because my parents have more money than someone else does. Or, for that matter, how much I think they have.
3. Gay bashing is best done by red necks, 'hun. And I have a GF. Nice try.
4. If you're going to insult someone don't insult them based on a picture taken while they were neglecting themselves physically.
5. You're no beauty queen youself, boy-o.
6. You have no concept of what sarcasm is. It is usually taught in Canadian schools before grade eight. Learn it.
7. You have a rough total of 3 friends. Most of whom are losers on my ignore list anyways.
8. You also have a bigger god-complex than both Mikes combined. Seek help.
9. You lack even the base level of competence found in most eight year olds. Also try to remedy this.


Wait. Let me condense this all into one point (which would normally be #10) for both our lazier and less intelligent members.

10. You'd fit in perfectly among the WoW fanbase.

Obligitory line:

P.S. Eat a c0ck.
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Old 02-25-2008, 10:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Re: Dear Eric,

erics a noob but i dont see whats so bad about Wow ppl. theyre not as bad as eric is.
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Old 02-25-2008, 12:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Dear Eric,

it was alright until the WoW line. That ruined it though.
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Old 02-25-2008, 03:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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wait bfh isn't gay anymore? Did i read that write?
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Old 02-25-2008, 06:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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doubt it.
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Old 02-25-2008, 07:51 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: Dear Eric,

I personally think the WoW line ruined it. Although there are people that play WoW like 18 hours a day and ****, but there are some that are just like you and me.

Everything else seems to be in order.
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Old 02-25-2008, 08:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Dear laharl,

Nobody cares. It's something you have to learn to understand.
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Old 02-25-2008, 08:36 PM   #8 (permalink)
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dear jimbo..

I dont think I like you anymore...
you used to watch me shave...now all you do is stare down at the floor...dear jimbo I don't like you anymore.
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Old 02-25-2008, 09:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Wow, Eric owns.
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Old 02-26-2008, 12:28 AM   #10 (permalink)
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dear jimbo..

I dont think I like you anymore...
you used to watch me shave...now all you do is stare down at the floor...dear jimbo I don't like you anymore.
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Old 02-26-2008, 02:24 AM   #11 (permalink)
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coma esta?
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Old 02-26-2008, 05:03 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Dear Eric,

Nobody likes you.
Your friends are all losers.
We all want you to get hit by a truck.
The whole world hates you.
You're going to hell.
Live with it.
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Old 02-26-2008, 06:25 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Look on the bright side eric, at least you're not gay.
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Old 02-26-2008, 04:55 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I have 251 toys - I finished Pokémon Silver.*
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:59 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I am incredibly awesome.
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Old 02-27-2008, 05:29 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Re: Dear Eric,

Indeed you are. I would write a worship Static thread. But it would be 50 pages long about how much of a badass you can be.

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You don't do much Gen III or more do you?
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Old 02-27-2008, 02:10 PM   #17 (permalink)
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You don't do much Gen III or more do you?
I'm sorry, there is only one good Pokémon game and its name is Pokémon Silver.*
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:47 PM   #18 (permalink)
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emerald is better
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Old 02-27-2008, 07:42 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Re: Dear Eric,

Too bad you can't catch most of the Gen Is in that.

Fire red and Leaf Green were invented for that reason.
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Old 02-27-2008, 07:52 PM   #20 (permalink)
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By the way: The reason the "WoW Line" was added is because War3 roc and tft and WoW attract some of the least intelligent gamers I have ever seen.

And WoW is an MMORPG, meaning it's players aren't exactly geniuses in the first place.
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