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Old 02-21-2008, 02:42 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Ahahahahahah, thats exactly how I used to be. LIke, 100%. I'd rather get brain than bang a chick, just because it was easier to bail out and other such.
**** i am trying to go to my buddies smoke up and play some 360 and this ***** wants to cuddle.


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Old 02-21-2008, 05:16 PM   #22 (permalink)
 
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Smoek is bad kthx
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does anyone else remember that time darkmatter flipped out and got himself banned because he is a cryspacing little whiner and now he tries to act all cool like it didnt happen but everyone remembers it did and it was the dumbest reason to get banned too because he said he was all stressed out bcuz his parents were divorcing and his first instinct was to go cry about it on the internet forum but now that i think about it it actually makes some sense bczu he spent so much time here it was more impornatt to him than rl? tbh i think he is noob imo.
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Old 02-21-2008, 07:26 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 02-21-2008, 08:36 PM   #24 (permalink)
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fan switched to high power, crap cannon locked an loaded, les get it ooooonnn..
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well if you get alcohol involved no matter what you do you have an excuse.....a good one is...


*after sex*

I left my cigs in the car...brb

*drives away*
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Old 02-21-2008, 08:57 PM   #26 (permalink)
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It's an art you can master with enuff practice pan...

the art of bailing drunk....I'll write a book one day
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Old 02-21-2008, 11:12 PM   #27 (permalink)
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The real art is bailing sober.
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so true....so true.....but i don't partake of this sober thing
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Old 02-21-2008, 11:51 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Let me start off by saying, everyone has their faults, both male and female. Also, everyone is an individual and some of my statements may not apply to all of you.

Okay, it may be a bit harsh to say women are better then men, hands down, at everything. That simply isn't true. our brains just work differently. While men tend to use the left side of the brain more often, the hemispheres of a women's brain are better connected so we use both sides equally.
What does this mean? Women have better verbal communication skills than men, we are more flexible and find it easier to multitask, we cooperate better, but most of all we are far more aware.


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Old 02-22-2008, 12:26 AM   #30 (permalink)
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proof plz
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Old 02-22-2008, 12:36 AM   #31 (permalink)
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women also care to much
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I like to cuddle
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Old 02-22-2008, 01:27 AM   #33 (permalink)
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lol...its ok to cuddle as long as your the big spoon
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Let me start off by saying, everyone has their faults, both male and female. Also, everyone is an individual and some of my statements may not apply to all of you.

Okay, it may be a bit harsh to say women are better then men, hands down, at everything. That simply isn't true. our brains just work differently. While men tend to use the left side of the brain more often, the hemispheres of a women's brain are better connected so we use both sides equally.
What does this mean? Women have better verbal communication skills than men, we are more flexible and find it easier to multitask, we cooperate better, but most of all we are far more aware.


more to come when I get off work.
Let me see you do some physical labor and then well say who's better.
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Old 02-22-2008, 04:13 AM   #35 (permalink)
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they way i look at it is...if there wasn't women in the world..well it just be a world full of queers....
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Old 02-22-2008, 04:51 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 02-22-2008, 06:25 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 02-22-2008, 07:20 AM   #39 (permalink)
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well, at least you can be proud of the fact that men are good for that... and procreation.

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stfu and get back in the kitchen. its not really hard to see why men are the leaders in art, science and politics
no, it isn't hard to see why they are the leaders in science, but lets also keep in mind 15 to 20% of men have female type brains and about 10% of females have male type brains.
nor is it hard to see why men are the leaders in politics, they are far more corrupt and confident, they make important decisions hastier and are more aggressive, which in the past has helped with defense.
but lets not forget the great female leaders of the past such as Queen Hatshepsut and Cleopatra of Egypt, Isabella of Castile, Maria Theresa of Austria. Queen Elizabeth I of England, Empress Wu Zetian of China, and Catherine the Great of Russia.
Now, I could get into the prejudices women face, but I won't. Im sure none of you have the attention span to read my rambles on that subject.
I will end on this note, sure there are more men in politics and science but there are also more men incarcerated due to severe retardation and violent crimes.

as for art, I hardly believe men are the leaders in that. There have been just as many great female artists as males.


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