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Old 02-12-2008, 01:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dear Chris:

I am going to start treating your posts like you're alex trebek. For instance, this gem from the join peta thread:

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Besides beans and tofu and vitamins, it is the only real way to get protein.
*bzzzzz* What is "meat", Alex?
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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This is better than the adventures of sherlock holmes imoo
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:29 AM   #3 (permalink)
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first funny post i've read in over a month
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You're going to the showcase showdown.
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Old 02-12-2008, 05:42 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Tofu is not food.
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Old 02-12-2008, 12:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Its The Daily Double
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:35 PM   #7 (permalink)
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touche salesman....touche
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Old 02-12-2008, 08:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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This is better than the adventures of sherlock holmes imoo
Cause with each of my posts, there is a chance you can win $2000 (if the damn moolas system was still around).

He just ends up taking a fall with Moriarti down a waterfall. You get nothing from that, except an obituary the next day in the British newspaper (actually happened).
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Old 02-12-2008, 08:33 PM   #9 (permalink)
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He just ends up taking a fall with Moriarti down a waterfall. You get nothing from that, except an obituary the next day in the British newspaper (actually happened).

Who is Sherlock Holmes, Alex?
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Old 02-12-2008, 08:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Ah why not. Just for the hell of it:

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A famous detective created by a British author named Doyle. Created around late 1800s - early 1900s.

His short story adventures were mostly mysteries that involved thrawting Dr. Moriarti's plans with his companion, Dr. Watson. The novels had thier own tale. Like Hound of the Baskervilles was about him investigating the murder of a man who was killed by a hound, believed to have been brought upon a curse placed on the family.

He was the largest fanbase in Britian. Even today, there are numerous landmarks there, all created to "worship" him. But in his final story, Doyle decided to kill off Holmes and Moriarti in his final story, because he was "sick" of the fanbase. In it, thier duel knocks them both over the falls.
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Old 02-12-2008, 09:03 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Re: Dear Chris:

Wait, am I missing something? Do people in the real world really don't know who Sherlock Holmes is?
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Old 02-12-2008, 09:04 PM   #12 (permalink)
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He was obviously playing Jeopardy off my posts. I only answered it because I thought they weren't playin.
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Old 02-12-2008, 09:16 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Bleh, I hate failing to see sarcasm but I blame lag!!
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Old 02-12-2008, 11:19 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I've got to say I've had tofu burgers and hotdogs and they were really good.
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Old 02-13-2008, 12:04 AM   #15 (permalink)
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eric is stealing your call out threads thunder cb..you gonna take that?
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Old 02-13-2008, 02:04 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Re: Dear Chris:

I wonder if I should make my avy Alex Trebek and my sig something Jeopardy related for a week. That would be kinda funny... for 2 seconds.
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Old 02-13-2008, 08:14 PM   #19 (permalink)
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