Dear Chris:

[Wing Zero]

Originally Posted by Jimbo

Bzzt!, what is chris's next goal for battleforums.com, alex?

is it a toucan sam parrot or a parrot parrot

[Chris]

You fail. He was playing Jeopardy with my posts.

[Years]

Originally Posted by Jenny

***** YOU BETTER NOT HAVE NO BROTHER

***** you aint no nerd.

[SouLess]

thats a mistake *****

[Zmoney]

***** you ain't no nerd. I coulda swore you were....

[Teddy]

And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Eeeee Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Eeee Iiii Will Always Love You-oooooooooooooo-ooo Ohh Yaaa, Will Always Love You!

[Carrot Man]

....and the cats in the cradle at the silver spoon...

[Glowpole]

bicycle...bicycle..I want to ride my bicycle

[Chris]

...I want to ride my bicycle....

[Glowpole]

that song will forever be in my head...;(

[Chris]

That's Queen for ya. The only person I know who hates Queen is Dream_walker. But then again, that runt never heard songs like Bohemian Rapshody or that one.

[Jimbo]

Cant stop me now.

[Dial Myna]

Originally Posted by Chris

That's Queen for ya. The only person I know who hates Queen is Dream_walker. But then again, that runt never heard songs like Bohemian Rapshody or that one.

would you shut the **** up already?

[Dragnskull]

This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people, started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people, started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people, started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people, started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people, started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people, started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people, started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people, started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people, started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people, started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people, started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...


best song evar!

[Commander Flash]

damn i thought there was two of ya

[Carrot Man]

Artist: Denis Leary
Song: *******
Album: No Cure For Cancer [Buy this CD]


Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanized slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Im an ******* (hes an *******,what an *******)
Im an ******* (hes an *******, such an *******)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

Im an ******* (hes an *******,what an *******)
Im an ******* (hes the worlds biggest *******)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Im an ******* (hes an *******,what an *******)
Im an ******* (hes a real ****ing *******)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong...
Nah

Im an ******* (hes an *******,what an *******)
Im an ******* (hes the worlds biggest *******)

You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear ****ing weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....

(Hey! You know, you really are an *******!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
Im an ******* (hes an *******.what an *******)
Im an ******* (hes the worlds biggest *******)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Im an ******* and Im proud of it

[Glowpole]

such a good damn song...

[Chris]

I'm an ******* is also good for a few laughs.

Originally Posted by Reel Analog

would you shut the **** up already?

No I won't. Deal with it .

[torrid mind]

holy ****, where has this thread gone?!
this is the asylum you ****ers! lets see some fists fly.

[Commander Flash]

chris lives and dies by it "DEAL WITH IT"