If there's something I really Love.

[Static]

If there's one thing on this planet I don't love more than sleeping' it most certainly is kidnapping retarded children. You know, get real close to them like I'm about to hug'em. They'll start curling into balls and hwhatnot. Perfect for bag stuff age.

When I let them out they start crying asking for their bittles and ****. Well I snuggle up by to get a smell. They try to get you away, startin on some elbow punching. Dumb ass only hit my pinky.... Kinda bent it back, stung. I digress after i'm close you know what I do... I tell them A secret. *low voice* When I grew up I used to like playing with toy trucks, but not cars.

Then I just leave them at a Macdonald's and call the cops saying some autistic asked me where his moo moo was. I end up getting town hero status and some good pussy in the end but that's just the perks of a job well done.

[TrongaMonga]

Aye, good job mate. Still, boys or girls?

[Static]

Which ever has the more neglecting parents.

[AZN_FLEA]

do you ever do dead children as well?

[Renzokuken]

You are an odd person.