hero or confused metrosexual?

[Kamikaze]

i know he fights evil and pollution which are both noble causes, but who would really want to be saved by this guy?
seriously, i think hes mentaly retarded. what else would explain the green mullet and and questionable spandex outfit.
i believe he is less of a hero and more of a metrosexual with no fashion sense.
look at the facts.
1. hes polite (even when fighting)
2. hes in touch with his feminine side
3. he hangs around with an old woman and 5 faggy children ... they seem to be his only friends, because i've never seen him with any of the guys drinking beer at the bar.
4. he has a green mullet.... i would rather burn to death in a freak arc welding accident than be saved by this guy.

the floor is open to discussion

[ShadowSpectrum]

I think the green mullet pwns all.

Yeah....I don't think he even qualifies as a super hero. All he ever did on the TV show was show up at the last minute of some big fight, and he would deliver the last blow after his children friends (would you let your kid hang out with a dude like Captain Planet?!) shot shit out of their rings at the poachers/polluters/whatevers.

That was cool though, like when you were 6.