[thebastardsword]

*torn up, ripped and wet in places...hard to make out the date...*

this morning was a frightful day, wroght with danger and peril unimaginable. tweak from bf had kidnapped me away in order to obtain demands from my dearest love cortalos...being sexmin, i have met many men in bf, none like the strong yet gentle man known as cortalos.

but i digress...

tweak was distracted for a moment. I took my chance for escape. i used my special sexmin powers to break the rope with you know what. I ran for the window, it was barred shut. Tweak was coming back. so i took the chair and used it as a weapon to blugeon tweak on the head. I did so, it didnt work too well seeing how i missed my mark by an inch. Tweak turned around at the right moment and it missed him completly. he never noticed. i just ran out the door he came in and outside of the little cottage.

a cottage it was, filled with candy and all sorts of fun stuff. I found rubber toys too! such interesting smells and a sticky feeling to them. i took one home, hoping to use it as an aphrodisiac for cortalos, cortalos is a real hottie...

anyways, i was about 30 yards from the cabin when i was knocked down by tweaks accomplish. i dont remember who it was. it might have been beer$lut or teddy...couldnt tell, too dark..i was carried back to my safe haven when i heard a very familiar voice. A voice like an angel! it was my beloved, cortalos had come to save me! and he brought the ugly and dull witted underling of his, renzokuken! thank the gods i was saved! they came in and brutally molested tweak and spirited me away to the local spa.

it was a very relaxing experiance. Tonight i will make sure to turn on the burglar alarm so that tweak will not catch me in my underwear again.

sincerely,

ryanxwing.

P.S

i love you cort!