[Kuzmich]

*Yuri comes up to the Barkeep*
Barkeep:The usual?
Yuri:Yes
*Barkeep gets out an old bottle of Stolychnaya vodka and fills a 200miligram glass with it.*
Barkeep:Here we go
*Yuri drinks the whole glass at once*
Yuri: Yeah thats my stuff, just like my grandmother used to make it.
Barkeep: How is life in the barracks, those superior officers treating you good?
Yuri: Even too good, i am so bored in here, almost nothing happened, if i remained the commander of my batalion i would be going on life risking missions right now, directing nukes at Nagalisk bases, with a long wave transmitter. Once those Nagalisks land on the planet first thing they do is black out the satelites. That way we don't know there they are, and can't nuke them at first sight. In one of the colonies in sector G, i think the planet was called New Vladimir, so me and 3 other snipers went on the mission to establish a nuke lock. We were cloacked, but they have a special radar that can break our cloaking system in 3 minutes, its range is 500 yards, to establish a lock we have to get 200 yeards from their base. There was for of us, after ten minutes only two were returning to the base, but mission was completed, although we still had to abondon the planet because of nuclear winter that began in there. No matter clean up teams are sent there and in 5 years air should be clean and radiation should be at normal level, oh look at the time, i got to go, i got a training secion, good bye my freind.
Barkeeptay alive out there.
Yuri:Will do
*Yuri left*