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SUMMIT IS A GURL AND CORTALOS HAS DISAPPEARED!!!11 The dreams of play making shattered and morphing discovered. Tuesday 6th April 2004
Following the making of a new code, it turns out that the so-called legendary theatrical playwrights (i.e. the script makers), TheSummit and coRtALoS, have turned into a combined abnormal supernatural being.
It all began when TheSummit and coRtALoS were trying to get ideas to write a new play,
The Monkey Suckers at 0412 EST hours this morning in coRtALoS' love den. Unable to resist sexual charms, coRtALoS was so turned on by TheSummit's mere presence that they began to use their present (unspeakable) experiences at that moment in time as 'material' for the play.
However, it wasn't long until coRtALoS has caused so much shock to TheSummit that the latter tried to push the former away from her sexual aggressions. It turns out that coRtALoS has been deceiving the public about her sexuality, and Dr.Renzokuken, the sexual doctor, scientist and expert, confirmed afterwards that coRtALoS was actually a sex crazed woman. She said: "There is no doubt about it. Tests show that coRtALoS has went through a sex change without telling anyone about it."
At the time of shock, TheSummit grabbed coRtALoS'
Transformation Potion and poured approxmiately 1 litre of it on top of coRtALoS. Unwilling to be transformed, coRtALoS snatched a bottle of
Evidence Elimination Lotion, which he has mistaken as his personalized
Hot Sex, Love, Romance and Aggression Elixir, and poured it all over herself and TheSummit.
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TheSummit (left) and coRtALoS (right) before the transformation. (Photo: jd-inflames)
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"SummitALoS" after the explosion. (Photo: coolmission)
The result was a chemical reaction, causing a massive explosion that could be heard all the way through to the Starcraft: Zerg Hatchery Forums. By passers (and lovers) Lord Folken and Jason claimed that the explosion was "ear deafening". Even the famous stripper, TrongaMonga, who worked at the
Mango Nightclub was forced to run out on the streets half-naked in the middle of his number.
"My frequent guests, RoaCh Of DisCord, Lord Folken and x42bn6, were using curling irons on my glorious hairy caveman body when my colleague [Swooper] came running with a huge can of Impulse deodrant, ordering us to scream and evacuate the nightclub due to an explosion. I was so scared that I screamed like a little girl and ran for my life."
But nothing could have prepared what happened to coRtALoS and TheSummit. Before the case happened, coRtALoS' ex-girlfriend, Starfish, had set up a hidden video camera in the den six months ago to confirm her fears of whether coRtALoS has went through a sex change.
"When I first started dating coRtALoS two years ago, he was as manly as ever. But after spending some time apart due to tight schedules, I began to notice a significant change in him. He started to dress in these little skirts and wearing bright pink nail polish on his toes. Afterwards, I began to doubt whether he had gone through a sex change without telling me. Even worse, he refused to go into bed with me then! I broke up with him because he claimed that he wanted to spend more 'quality time' with his 'colleague' TheSummit to pursue his 'playwright' job. I guess it was the right decision for me, because I couldn't tell whether coRtALoS was a man or a woman in the end!"
The camera showed further evidence that coRtALoS has indeed been through a sex change as well as what happened during and after the explosion. The footage showed coRtALoS has dissolved away while TheSummit morphed into a girl. But not all was left of coRtALoS for he has left his sense of sexual thinking behind, to which it implanted itself onto TheSummit's brain.
Despite the tragic true break up from Starfish, Dr.Renzokuken states that this is an amazing scientific discovery.
"If coRtALoS and TheSummit didn't pour these two chemicals together by accident, we wouldn't have discovered that
Transformation Potion and
Evidence Elimination Potion could be used to morph two people together because they're used individually on separate occassions as a rule," she said. "We will be carrying out further scientific experiments to discover more morphing of at least two beings together and hopefully invent a more stable version of a morphing potion for different sexualities."
So what does the new SummitALoS have to say about this matter? "I'm feeling seksier. I refuse to do anymore script writing. Being tested for morphing's for me!"
- Amantis