| Re: Attention...very urgent and important BF update
Quote: Originally posted by TheSummit
By reading this thread you agree to TheSummit's Terms of Agreement.
ToA:
1. You are gay
2. You own a gay car
3. Your father is actually your moms sister while...
4. ...your uncle is your neighbours granny
5. You agree to drop out of school and start a career as Popstar
6. You agree to marry Roach of Discord
7. Roach of Discord is your father and therefor your moms sister
8. You agree to be TwEaK's father.
9. TwEaK is Roach's uncle and if Roach reads this TwEaK is Roach's neighbour's granny.
10. You agree to hail TheSummit as he is your father (...hm...reading the other Terms I might delete this point later.)
The author of this thread agrees to accept the first daughter any reader will have in the future from her 18th birthday on...as house-slave...self-explanatory.
Thank you for reading this. | yay |