| “Dude we gota help tom” Stan said.
“I only got 3 problems with that plan” Bruno said “1. we are in jail
2. He is in a maximum security hospital
3. Why do we need to help him?”
“Dude that kids first time playing pranks he hit the school with every egg he used. Plus I can think of a number of things to do with his little power.”
“Ok Stan what are you planning?” ace grinned.
“Im thinking we rule at playing pranks, why not make profit outa it?”
“what are you talking about?” Biggs asked.
“I’m saying we can go up 1 level”
“I’m listening” Bruno said.
“I’m saying we can rob banks and shit like that, his power will burn right thought the metal safes they hold the money in dude.”
“your mess up man...” Bruno said.
“ok lets vote on it, all in favor say dude. All appose say **** no” They thought about it for a wile
“dude” Bruno said
“dude” ace said.
“dude.” Biggs said.
“dude.” Joe said.
“dude.” Stan said.
“ok now how are we getting out of here” Joe asked.
“Dude leave it to the master.” Stan said “hummmmm... got it, but we are going to have to draw straws on who gets their balls punched.”
“what the ****?” Bruno said.
“see we kick someone’s balls until they start coughing blood, then the cop comes to inspect so he opens the gate... we knock him out and take the keys.” Stan said.
“yo cant we pretend to be sick wont that be easier?” Joe asked.
“ok fine, but my way is more convincing dude.”
“yo I’m going to be the sick one ok” Bruno said.
“ok fine”
Bruno started coughing, then he fell on the ground and started rolling around. “aw I think I’m going to be sick” *cough* then a cop came in to investigate.
“yo cop dude Bruno is sick!”
“aw get me to a hospital *cough*” the cop opened that cell, then all 5 of them ganged up on him.
“take his gun.” Stan said. Joe took his gun. “ok now we going to play hostage” |