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10-13-2003, 09:52 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Utah Age: 22 Posts: 8 | Trick-or-Treating better than sex
Top 10 reasons why trick-or-treating is better than $ex
10.You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9.If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go again.
8.The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7.You don't have to compliment the person who gave you the candy.
6.Its okay when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are someone else.
5.40 years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4.If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3.It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2.Less guilt the next morning.
and the #1.You can 'DO' the whole neighborhood!
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10-14-2003, 04:51 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A cardboard box Posts: 936 | lol.
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10-14-2003, 04:56 PM
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That post was extremely interesting and enriched my life. | |
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10-14-2003, 05:10 PM
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8-10 were just hilarious.
Did you get that or make it up?
Funny stuff
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10-14-2003, 05:14 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2003 Age: 23 Posts: 1,796 | Too bad he made 2 posts and left. I remember when I had 4 posts and you all called me a n00b.. look who stayed in for the game 
Heh oh well, but yeah, that was great.. I bet ya he will leave and not post again.
Those were great tho! | |
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10-14-2003, 05:39 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Utah Age: 22 Posts: 8 | i got them from my health teacher
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10-14-2003, 05:41 PM
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10-14-2003, 05:45 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003 Age: 23 Posts: 209 | but can you produce a list of 10 reasons why trick or treating is better than masterbating???
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10-14-2003, 05:47 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,208 | Sticking candy up your ass isn't what it used to be.
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10-14-2003, 05:54 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Washington DC Age: 20 Posts: 3,029 | :rofl2 omg tht was hilarious!
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