| Trick-or-Treating better than sex
Top 10 reasons why trick-or-treating is better than $ex
10.You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9.If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go again.
8.The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7.You don't have to compliment the person who gave you the candy.
6.Its okay when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are someone else.
5.40 years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4.If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3.It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2.Less guilt the next morning.
and the #1.You can 'DO' the whole neighborhood!
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Last edited by Death_Blade20; 10-14-2003 at 04:48 PM.
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