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D.F.I. · 06-26-2003, 04:20 AM

On the parchment, Harry read....

Go to hell Harry,

This is Hermione. I am telling you that I have a new boyfriend. His name is Alan Chow. Even though he sucks as a wizard, I simply love his fat. All that fat can make me a lot of galleons, and gives me intense warmth. Yeah yeah, I know that you would feel disgusted by this information, i'm only writing this to tell you not to come over to my house anymore for extreme pleasure. And, the reason I only like him is that he can't move. And oh yeah, Ron is a big fat ass now. He can't beat Ginny in an arm wrestle. that's pretty funny. Well, F*** off and don't even reply.

"Well, I don't even know where you live, biatch," Harry muttered. He ate the parchment. "Yum."

Harry went back inside the house, where, to his utmost horror, saw Aunt Petunia doing it on the table, with, somehow, Dudley.

06-26-2003, 04:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
D.F.I. BattleForums Addict Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: 44 Francis St Marrickville Syd Posts: 687	On the parchment, Harry read.... Go to hell Harry, This is Hermione. I am telling you that I have a new boyfriend. His name is Alan Chow. Even though he sucks as a wizard, I simply love his fat. All that fat can make me a lot of galleons, and gives me intense warmth. Yeah yeah, I know that you would feel disgusted by this information, i'm only writing this to tell you not to come over to my house anymore for extreme pleasure. And, the reason I only like him is that he can't move. And oh yeah, Ron is a big fat ass now. He can't beat Ginny in an arm wrestle. that's pretty funny. Well, F*** off and don't even reply. "Well, I don't even know where you live, biatch," Harry muttered. He ate the parchment. "Yum." Harry went back inside the house, where, to his utmost horror, saw Aunt Petunia doing it on the table, with, somehow, Dudley. __________________ I would say Malaysians suck. But....sigh Last edited by D.F.I.; 06-26-2003 at 06:15 AM.