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Old 04-21-2008, 03:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Apparently it's possible to devise some kind of mangina-looking sore on your taint.


Its not funny nor good business when it feels like someone was cuttin coke on your tender grundel. I took a handheld mirror and went spread eagle to check out the area and it looks like a red slit... its odd i thought.

Its kinda like when you make a blister... sweaty sweaty balls plus jeans plus friction equals painful... sweatrash? diaper rash? Burns-like-hell-whenever-you-step-rash? basically it looks nasty...

































































































































Anyway what I did was i took an Ice cube and gently carassed the area and made walrus noises for roughly a minute.

























































































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Has this happened to anyone before? Anyway. Preemptive strike.... baby powder!!!!!
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