[Cyphaze]

I don't remember if that was the exact name, but it was a UMS map that did not actually involve any participation, it just played out like a video, depicting a match with a few stereotypical players.

The one part I remember clearly is the protoss player--a noob beyond all measure--somehow managing to amass a force of Carriers, exclaiming triumphantly "MAPHACK ON!!!111" and being promptly dropped from the game.

After our heroes are defeated, it scrolls down to the bottom of the map where a player named AFK4Lyfe lands his buildings. "I'm back guys! ...guys?"

Anybody remember where I might find this map or have it handy?