| Since this is the Asylum, I guess I get to swear.
Stop whining that Canada imitates Britain! We were a ****ing British colony! And so were you, you filthy mother****ing bastards.
I guess I shouldn't blame YOU. You can't be held up for what your ****ing ancestors did, but if the ****ing thirteen colonies had ****ing stood by ****ing Britain, then the ****ing British Empire would ****ing rule the entire ****ing world by now. We'd have Australia whipped (it was originally a dumping ground for convicts). The USA wouldn't exist. Canada would be a part of England (duh). The Russians wouldn't matter because if they developed nukes we'd nuke the **** out of them. The Middle East, we would colonize and/or crush, same with the extreme ends of Russia. We'd probably have a colony on Luna by now, and two or three manned research stations doing close orbits of Sol.
You ****ing Americans. Just because you backstabbed your mother country, you think you're so great.
(end rant)
- Eval
PS: now I'm all out of breath.
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